Movie Review: Superbad.

If my friends got together and made a movie, it might look something like this. Maybe. This is completely a TimmyMovie. I couldn’t find Cliff today, so I watched it with Erik. That said, I need to watch this in the theatres with Cliff, and whoever else I can drag with me. And then I’ll buy it. There’s such much crap out there that I just can’t stand.

I’m a very sexual person. I don’t like violence, and I don’t like action. I like sexual filth. One line I remember offhand, paraphrased,

“What? She looks like a good fucker. She looks like she can take a dick. Some girls are very proud of their dick-taking abilities. I’d be flattered if a girl complimented my dick-giving abilities.”

Does that or does that not sound like something I’d write? Basically, if you have my sense of humor in the slightest, this movie will be made of awesome for you. It’s made of awesome for me!

Also, I love disco.

I really don’t expect this movie to do that well. It doesn’t have a target audience of the masses. I’d imagine pruder audiences would stay far away from this movie. Frankly, I can’t fathom who these people are. How pathetic can you be that you can’t laugh at penis jokes?

Go see this movie. Tell your friends. I COMMAND YOU.