Morning of 8-5-7

I don’t know why I feel so tired. I got sleep last night. Slept from 11:30 PM to 7:30 AM. I got up early so I could grocery with my dad. He’s a little distraught at the fact that I have things to do.

:: yawns ::

Sixth day in a row. I’ll get some sleep tonight, for sure.

Dude, this guy game in yesterday and paid in two dollar bills. I put six dollars in the drawer and took three of them. Awesomeness, eh? I’ll find an occasion to use them. I bet there was a time when twenty dollar bills were seen as silly.

:: yawns ::

I may or may not wank tonight. Hrm. I’m to the point where I’m looking forward to wanking the morning of. I wonder who else does that. “Oh boy, I can masturbate today!” I don’t know what it is lately, but I’ve been horny. I can’t keep my eyes off of females and their jiggly breasts. I’ve been checking everybody out. Well, every female, at least. I don’t want to be a creep! Eh, males have hormone cycles just like females to. I should enjoy it before I find myself forgetting to masturbate. It happens!

Time for a small bowl of grape nuts, then brush my teeth.

i think i was dreaming this, but i remember playing with a boatload of $3 bills, trying to come up with $4,000, knowing i would need smaller or larger bills to get exactly at 4k. now that i say it outloud, that would have had to been a dream.

then how do you get a flatter stomach, 50 isnt a zillion.