Measurements.

So I was about to get dressed this morning. It pisses me off how I can have a solid morning wood, yet last night I couldn’t stroke myself to a full erection to save my life. I said to myself, “It looks smaller than normal.” I have a tape measure on the wall (on a nail) and got it out. I hadn’t done it in a long time, so morbid curiosity lead me to measure.
Hey, I’m not sharing that.
I think I had just gotten dressed, when I remembered a conversation I had yesterday with my mom about chest sizes. She ordered some shirts for me yesterday. (Such a nice mom.) The large says it has a chest size of like 40. Uh. No way I have that large of a chest.

So I took off my shirt, and measured around my body at my nipples.

32 inches.

I moved the tape down to the slimest part of my waist.

25 inches. Holy shit.

Dropped my pants and I moved the tape down to the fattest part of my ass.

35 inches.

How do measurements, go, ass-waist-chest? Or is it chest-waist-ass? I think the former.

35-25-32.

I don’t know about you, but I’m amused.

Addendum: Okay, so it’s chest-waist-ass. I don’t remember how it goes when I see measurements of girls!

32-25-35.

Addendum: (2-25-6)

32.5-28-36.5

I think I sucked in my gut too much when I did that before. My chest has grown half an inch, but my ass. My ass grow!

Resident Counselor

March 20, 2004

Dude that is skinny as hell. I wish I wish I wish…

I’m definitely amused…

Chest-waist-ass. For documentation see measurements of a woman, where cup size is appended to the first number. Man, I haven’t gotten out the tape measure in years. For any parts of me.

haha…wow…ur so tiny! guys do better when they dont have to rely on their own hands…thats what girls are for! lol…just kidding… ~Sarena~

Yeah thats cool that ur half indian, and your parents don’t give a crap. Thanks for the “compliment” of being a nOOb! Live life to the fullest~

Wow, you have a small waist!! Nice measurements, tho. Wish they were mine!

RYN: I think part of the problem is that parents tell their girls that they have a vagina, but fail to also tell them that they have a clitoris. Maybe they think they idea of a little girl touching her clitoris is “dirty”, but little boys fondle themselves far more often than girls do. It’s sexist…I think. And no wonder many girls don’t know how to have O’s until later in life.

Jesus Christ. You are such a little man. You need to fatten up some. 😛

It is amusing. Id messure but then I wouldnt eat for days. hehe

Kelly

Eat a sandwich. A big sandwich.

You are so skinny. Lucky bastard.

Pilgrim

If you had a big rack, you’d be Playboy material (well minus the penis too)

depends on how cute you are really…

fallen stars

dude, thats like… tiny!!! ~L xoxox

ShatteredSoul

*giggles* *steals your waist*

wow your sooooo Little. LOL i love it… tell me what was the measurement?

RYN: Full-serve gas? We haven’t had that anywhere here for years and years.

Damn, you’re a skinny boy. 🙂

hehe my hubby used to be your size when we first met. Its all good, you just end up fillin out, just watch out for the beer belly (winks). Peace P.S. I love your eyes

awww … tiny tim!

we have almost identical measurments. cept my ass is smaller and my waist is a little bigger. so, i guess they aren’t so identical after all.