Johnson and Johnson Genital Floss.
Deep Voice: Are you tired of cleaning your genitals the OLD WAY?
Deep Voice: You don’t have to worry anymore anymore, with Johnson and Johnsons’s new Genital Floss!
Middle Aged Woman: But, will it work?
Deep Voice: Yes, it will work!
Middle Aged Woman: Where did that voice come from? ..God?…
Deep Voice: Simply take the Genital Floss and run it in your genitaliac crevices.
Deep Voice: And like that, your genitals are clean!
Man: Wow, that was so easy! Thanks Johnson and Johnson for making genital cleaning a joy!
Deep Voice: Johnson and Johnson Genital Floss is so easy to use, even a child can use it!
Prepubescent Girl: Thanks, Johnson and Johnson, thanks to you, I’m going to look forward to my weekly showers!
Deep Voice: It’s so much fun, you don’t even need to be in the shower to use it!
Man: I didn’t have time to shower this morning. There has to be a way to make my genitals clean before that huge presentation.
Man: Of course, Genital Floss!
Man: Thanks, Genital Floss. Thanks to you, my coworkers won’t smell my balls.
Deep Voice: Hell, Genital Floss can change your entire appearance!
Prostitute: Hey, baby, looking for a good time?
Guy: Yeah, but only if we use some protection.
Prostitute: Oh sure, baby.
Prostitute: Honey, if you don’t want to kiss me, I understand…
Guy: It’s not for your mouth. It’s for your genitals. Fuck if I know where you’ve been.
Guy: Whooo’s your Prom King, baby.
Deep Voice: Genital Floss: Making cleaning the part of your body that matters the most fun again. By Johnson and Johnson.
hey…I actually saw this entry on the OD login page and I was like “Hey,I read his diary!” lol…I’m so proud. 😉
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I’m sorry that I heard about this before you posted it and failed to stop it. ^_^() TIMMY! You’re nuts!
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That was great, I needed that…
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:DDDD and thank you!
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::props leopard pillow up for you:: comfy? hope you didn’t mind the plug, this entry just made me laugh.
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your brain is a twisted cavern of delightful gnomes and periwinkles. yes it is.
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THAT WAS AWESOME! *laughs endlessly*
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i really shouldn’t be laughing this hard about genitalia at work, but THANKS!!!!! DAYOM that was FUNNAY!!!!!
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An old friend and I once had an awesome commercial written for “Easy Bake Baby”. We also actually filmed an infomercial for “Holy Spirit”, which could do anything from flavoring coffee to cleaning up nasty carpet stains. I’ve also thought about creating a “Shake and Bake Baby”… But then I remembered, “Never shake and bake a baby.” Hahahah. Ha.
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This is EXACTLY what I needed right now. teehee.
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I mean laughing at the entry. I don’t need Genital Floss, thank you very much.
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*quits while she’s behind*
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*rolls over laughing* Oh that was great… I needed a laugh like that today. Thanks Timmy 🙂
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I could use some Genital Floss this evening. *hot shame*
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This is very cool. You, however, are a big git who needs a spanking. Or something. Look, I’ve just woken up, okay?
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LOL
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You really have too much time on your hands, don’t you? <3
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hehehe
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RYN: In some ways I wish they’d do away with the tipping system, make it so that everyone makes like $10 an hour without tips and be done with it. I hate having my income based on if someone understands they are supposed to give me money at the end of it all. <3
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you quoted fight club in a note.
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ryn: ummm…okay. 😛
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lol, too funny =)
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What drugs are you on? Or is your mental landscape naturally warped?
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LOVE IT LMFAO
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I love how “area” is capitalized.
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RYN: I loved everything before Untouchables. They lost it on that album and the new song doesn’t sound like they got it back. <3
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That scarred me for life…But I think I liked it… 😀
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omg thats almost too funny ~leah
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Who needs drugs when you have masturbation?
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*falls on floor laughing* this is priceless 🙂
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*cracks up laughing* wish I had some genital floss.
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For that fine tingling sensation
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RYN: Vedar gives you boners? Haha….
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LMFAO!! God Sam would love this…*shakes her head and snorts*
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*starts crying with laughter* that was simply and plain hilarious -*Maria*-
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“genitaliac crevices”. lol. It is offered in flavors for those of us who prefer to pleasure our partners orally? * SPEARmint* Cunilingus curry* ASSparagus
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Buah ha ha, that’s great!
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As if I weren’t laughing enough already, Gattaca’s note sent me right over the edge.
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This made me think of a story I heard last night where they make a new product that is pretty much a pack of breath mints, but they are for the vagina… vagina mints, who knew?
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Hope your balls are clean smeling.
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This is so funny!!
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