Interior Monologue for 10-2-6

I’m in the lab not really killing time but attempting to relax. If I were at home, I’d video game some. Last weekend was really relaxing. I’ve never actually had Cliff over for a full weekend. Actually pulled out the couch-bed for him and Liz Saturday night, after we brought her boozed ass home. I DITLed Saturday. You know, http://community.livejournal.com/ditl/. I don’t feel like linking right now. One thing is always true, it’s that I have a ton of lurkers.

Though, not many as I used to. I remember when I’d post something obscene and I’d get 50 – 80 comments. Twenty? Thirty? Is it a good thing or bad thing that I’m not in anybody’s radar anymore. I did a count recently of how many favorites I have. Around forty. That’s really not that many. ..Is it? To get ten notes, I’d need 25% of my favorites to leave a note. Not like I’m demanding or anything, but it’s curious math.

2000 entries passed with little fanfair, eh? I remember my build-up to 1000. Maybe at 2500 I’ll do something special. I just feel different now. I’m still a pervert, but a lot of the pretense is gone. Maybe I’m finally doing what I always wanted, having an online writing repository.

OH. You know, I really like my Quote of the Day and Fact of the Day features on LJ. It started because I wanted to develop one-liner entries. It works well on LJ, as I could care less if I get responses. But on OD, it just looks like you’re entrywhoring. You know how it is when you post something, then post something closely afterwards. The first entry will be ignored. Every time, there is a mathematical correlation.

I gave Ashley an extended hug. I’m a dork and don’t know how to just hug people, so I asked her if I could. *laughs* It’s a mixed feeling. Nice to be hugged, but then there’s the fact that I still like her. But you know, I don’t really want a girlfriend right now. What’s the point? I feel busy. Ashley herself is a very busy girl. *shrugs* To be in the friend zone, aye.

I find myself in awe of her beauty when she starts rambling. It’s distracting. *smirks* She is cute when she rambles. Probably one of those cute-turn-annoying facets that a lot of people have.

Hybrid Heaven is a good game. I’m glad we found it. I accidentally deleted my game? Yeah. But, I like the game, so I’ll replay the first two levels. And since I know what I’m doing now, I’ll kick some anus.

*giggles* Anus. I say anus and booty and such things to avoid saying “ass”, as stupid british and aussies say “arse”, and I just don’t like “arse” as a word. Makes me think of ass with a tang. Yes. I taste words. Like how punani sounds like spicy pussy. Cunt sounds like bitter pussy. And pussy? Sounds wet, moist, but free of moral implications. (Neither virginal nor slutty.) Vagina sounds like a tissue or organ sample. “Here we have an Vagina…”

I could go into associations with words, meanings beyond meanings, but let’s stick to balls.

I love my balls. They deserve love!

I’m going to study for my nutrition test tomorrow. Shouldn’t be that hard. What I’ll do is go through my notes and outline the key things. I looked through the book, and just like he said, he’s outsmarting the book. He’s a good teacher, you just need to pay attention to what he’s saying.

I also want to do my spanish workbook stuff, so I don’t have to do it tomorrow. I could do half to save myself time.

I need more boyundies. I feel like I’m washing them every two weeks. That may be normal for some people, but it feels very frequent to me! So I’m going to hit up JCPenney for some boyundies. And maybe some wife-beaters. I feel like my undies are getting more wear-and-tear now. As comfortable as old reliable boyundies are, there’s something to be said for brand-spanking new boyundies. What, don’t you spank your undies before you put them on for the first time? Gotta make those undies know who has the balls!

Maybe I’ll #2. Yes! I’ll go #2, then do what I need to do. I intend to stay until around 7, as that’s when rush hour will taper off a little. Then I’ll go buy boyundies. Then I’ll go home. I’ll try to start doing yoga around 8PM. Yes. Then at 10PM, I’ll have my pre-sleep meal, brush my teeth, and get nakie. YAY, NAKED TIME!