If Only, Indeed.

If only life were simple.
If only meeting someone new didn’t involve your so-called friends hazing you, if only in jest.
If only girls could be exactly what I need, at exactly the right time.
If only they lived in the right places.
If only I knew how to find these so-called college friends.
If only I could fast-forward to the point that matters, past this interlude.
If only I could randomly meet girls more.
If only I could meet a girl in person that wasn’t a minor.
If only I knew how to explain this to Poptart without her feeling hurt.
If only I knew exactly what happened tonight, so I COULD explain it.
If only I knew what she was thinking.
If only I had more time to talk to her while we had that staring contest.
If only I could just tell her what’s going through my mind, instead of waiting and venting.
If only I had offered to take her home, instead of not speaking up.

Guess life isn’t simple. Gotta seize the opportunity.

Oh, Timmy. Its hard to get things all worked out at the right time. But……when all the elements fall together, damn……you’re gonna be so happy. 😀

ohh……first note booby shake *shake shake shake shake* :-p

Yeah…….I know you know all about the menstrual cycle. You thirst for knowledge, esp. if it refers to the female body. Wade, on the other hand, just is morbidly curious about us weird creatures called females. But….at least he’d let me paint his finger nails! :-p

You know, in some ways, you remind me a lot of Wade. Except, of course, that you like boobies, and he likes to stay away from boobies, for the most part, unless he’s just playing drag queen for the day. :-p

!Guero

i feel with you

Well then….if you’re ever in Arkansas, you’d better drop by and let me give you a manicure!! 😀 hehe

If only they made chocolate Pepsi.

I still want to play dress up with you. 😀 I’ll make Timmy PURDY. :-p Actually……..I think Kelly and I could have a lot of fun making out over you. Oh…look at me. Such a brazen hussy. 😀

*nods* <3

Oh Timmy… *big hugs* <3,

Scorpio Frost

September 6, 2003

*nods as well* Oh hey…how do you do those pull down menus?

Nitrojane

*sigh* it’s all so complicated.

I’ve been meaning to ask: who is Lisa Electron?

Ahhh…but if you spend your life full of “if onlys,” where are you gonna go? (PENIS!!!!!!!!!!)

Who’s the FOD penis?

And by the way believe me, meaningless sex is still sex.

ryn: ah, I see. I thought Lisa was one of Edmund’s relatives, actually. Well, I suppose she could be that, in the vernacular, among her many and varied talents.

I would have thought that rape is meaningless sex without consent. It’s the consent part that’s different, not the sex part.

The Godfather

ryn: Oh I know. I was being silly. 😛 What some people fail to realize is I am just having fun. I find it amusing that some people think I am all serious and shit. Thus my sheep joke. 😀

FallingDog

If only you could march down to the Counseling Center and start trying to figure out why this is so tough. It doesn’t need to be. It’s all the War Criminal’s fault.

Carpe Deium, Timmy…. *nods* Kelsey

Evil Peanut

Yes…you do. : I hope things work out for you Timmy. *hugs*

The minute you stop sharing every single thing about yourself on this web site is the minute I start listening to Metallica.

ryn: Heh… you rock. 😀