I pulled my WHAT?

http://orthopedics.about.com/cs/sprainsstrains/a/groinstrain.htm

The groin muscles, called the “adductor muscle” group, consists of five muscles that span the distance from the inner pelvis to the inner part of the femur (thigh bone). These muscles pull the legs together, and also help with other movements of the hip joint.

Wait a minute. You mean the groin is actually your THIGHS? wtf dude. There’s a big difference between the pelvis and your thighs! All this time I assumed a groin pull had something to do with something “up”, not DOWN.

Regardless, realizing this isn’t just a muscle strain due to never using my inner thighs, I’ve put an icepack on where the thigh muscles are hurting the most. In other words, there’s an icepack right under my testicles. Maybe my sperm count will go up! About.com recommends gentle stretching. I remember what happened when I pulled my groin last year. Any stretching made it A MILLION TIMES WORSE. I think I’ll just not move, thank you very much.

I find it funny how I can name the dartos muscle, yet I don’t know basic anatomy.

ouch. i’ve done that.

cynamon

I never knew that… Feel better!

Owwie. : (

Mayor of Nerdville

Iced nuts? Oh, jeez, I feel soooo bad for you. I always thought that the groin was like the thigh-crotch connecting muscle or something. I never quite understood why guys have problems with pulled groins, but girls don’t. Whatever. Your male anatomy is weird to me. Taints and all that, I just don’t get it. Anyway, stay off it, I guess, and take care.

speaking freely

Dude, I didn’t know that your groin included your thigh. I learn something new everyday. Well, not everyday…but today I did! Rule.

You know what? I didn’t misread you at all. After I left that note, I looked back at it, and said, “Damn, that’s not what I meant to say at all!” I think I was gonna make a point, but I’ll be damned if I know what it was. Sorry. I’m a big retard right now. I take it you prefer the scientific words over the slang versions? I prefer whichever is easier to spell without having to check for

correctness. I prefer to spell “taint” vs “perenium” because I would rather not leave a note with a misspelling, and I’m too lazy to look it up. I hope I spelled it right up there. Again, too lazy. Okay, I’ve rambled too much, so I’m done. 😀

Scorpio Frost

October 9, 2005

I pull mine all the time…wonder what that’s about. Hmph.

Well, basic anatomy is not as much fun as using the dartos muscle. Besides, like me, you’re probably not as interested in the muscles you have as the one you’re missing. 🙂 T

Yikes. Hope you’re feeling better. I’d massage it for you if I could. Hehehehe.