I love internet stalkers.

I was sitting in the student center, looking over my spanish book, when a girl walked up to me.

Girl: “You’re Timmy, aren’t you?”

Me: “Yes. Do I know you?”

I have a tendency to forget people if I met them in one of those mass socialization things. Turns out she ran into me on LiveJournal and is going to county now. This actually isn’t the first time someone from InternetLand has found me in person, though this is the first time at county. I had to think about her username for a moment and realized she’s seen me naked. Gotta love TimmyPorn.

Me: “This is one of those situations where you know more about me than I know about you.”

She was brief. I have a tendency to make eye contact.

Her: “You have beautiful eyes.”

I wasn’t expecting that, so I blushed. Then she went on her merry way and said she’d see me around. Yeah, you try studying after that. Something curious. I noticed her as she was walking by. She has long brown hair, and I thought, “Hrm, she’s cute.” Isn’t that funny? I’ll laugh my ASS off if something comes of this. After all, nobody ever compliments my eyes unless they’ve met me online. Maybe my luck is changing, who knows.

Oh, and her name is Victoria. Ha ha. Today ruled hardcore.

Victoria! A very redeeming name. I found this very amusing. RAWR!

gypsyincarnate

January 16, 2007

Watch out: I find girls with innocent-sounding names are usually outrageously slutty. Candy, Faith, Susie, Chastity…heh heh heh. All sluts.

That happened with me!! Somebody recognized me in a deli from the artinnudity community on LJ. She saw me twice, but never said hi… only told me online. Which I guess was a good thing?

Kelly

That is insanely weird. We should get married, so I can have a famous husband!

Well, there’s nothing wrong with being slutty. Thank goodness for ME. *winkity wink* But as someone who has also been intimate with many equally slutty people, I would be nervous about contracting the HIV or other unknown VDs. Getting tested is SUCH a chore. And much worse for guys, so I hear. *shrugs*

wow. you’re the lightening fast noter. Have a good day tomorrow, kiddo. good night.

But you do have nice eyes.

One Angry Dwarf

January 17, 2007

Teehee. I’m totally grinning right now. That just rules. If it were me, it’d be something more like: “Hey, you’re Crack Monk from 1337.com, aren’t you?” “… Yeah.” “Tranny.” ” 🙁 “

Jennifer*Shane

hooray for internetland sightings! actually if too many of them happened, i might get frightened. no i lie. i’d love to be a net celebrity. YOU’RE A CELEBRITY!!!

the Sam.

If I ever saw you in person I’d probabaly do something awkward like run up and hug you. Then you’d be wondering “Oh my god, who is this chubby girl attatched to me?” Then I’d babble on about how great it is to finally meet you and forget to introduce myself, haha.

Cassie

That’s hilarious. If I ever go to Jersey, I’ll be on the look out.