I Have Employment.
Status Report
- Wearing: My 2000 Stanley Cup Champion t-shirt, boxers. No pants. Who stole my pants?
Feeling: Like there’s not enough hours in the day.
WinAmp is playing: This Time Around – Hanson
Last ate: Bag of popcorn while I was watching Game 7
Entry Start Time: 2:23 AM
Based on Esther’s “Senses”.
I feel like making one thing abundantly clear: I can’t see myself ever leaving Open Diary. I prefer The Twenty Dollah Billz Club to LiveJournal simply for it’s community aspect. Besides, LJ is so.. weird. Entries aren’t separate. Instead, it’s more like one giant stream of consciousness. Might be nice for someone like Lori who likes to write five entries every day. But, not for me. I prefer some small amount of structure.
The whole Twenty Dollahs thing doesn’t irk me at all. Beats me why other people get their knickers in a knot so much. It makes me wonder what some people expected when they jumped ship. A whole new world? I remember back before The Twenty Dollah Billz Club. “Bang Bang” Bruce alluded to a shutdown of Open Diary, due to lack of funds. I thought, “You know, if I could, I’d give five bucks.” Despite it’s problems, then and now, I like the site. People take too many things for granted.
It’s as I’ve said before. If I were ever to create my own website, my OD would basically be it. A warehouse for prose, poetry, rambles, rants, and any other writings under the sun. Sure, your entries get eaten every now and then. But really, that’s your fault for being a dumbass and not copying it to the clipboard or writing it in notepad. *smiles*
The community aspect fascinates me every now and then. I’ve certainly lost interest in returning EVERY SINGLE NOTE. If I’m bored, as I was before I started writing this entry, I can always go read something some stranger wrote which has nothing at all to do with anything I’m interested in. With the hockey season, I wonder what I’ll read in my spare time. Maybe I’ll watch OD take sides over something Paul writes. Check up on where Poptart is living for the summer. See whether Lori has bought any new panties. Maybe try and find people that I haven’t read in a while. Read an entry on a topic which I’ve written about before and notice how people go, “THIS IS THE BEST ENTRY I’VE EVER READ.” So easily amazed. Someone should really do a case study on OD regarding human nature. It’s a testament to language and how people interpret things. Er. Nevermind.
I’ve said for a while that I want to go visit our Kinky DiaryMaster, “Bang Bang” Bruce. I can’t see myself going alone. Eh, I’ll figure something out. Maybe I’ll spontaniously say to Kivudet, “Hey, wanna go visit “Bang Bang” Bruce?” I’ll have time in early July. And.. I have weekends off to do with as I please.
Oh yeah, I have a job.
Employment. What a concept. What will I be doing? Don’t know yet. I don’t feel like sharing the name of the company. For simplicity, I shall call it um The Summer Job? We’ll see. My dad knows the President of the company. Normally, they get one or two kids a summer. This summer, nobody showed up. I came in this morning after dropping my dad off at the airport. Um. It makes me wonder: How the hell do you find places like that without having someone else know about it?
I’ll be working Monday-Wednesday-Friday, 8 – 4:30. At 8.50/hr. Cool beans. This job should prove to be good for a “resume”. I’ll be doing a lot of random things, ranging from data entry and analysis to actual programming to manning the phone. Piece of cake. Since it’s a small place, the people are pretty friendly. So to speak. NO MORE DRONES. *chuckles* I should really look into internships for next summer. You know, not be a dumbass and walk into summer without a clue. I should also ask Denis and Mary, at the end of the summer, if I can use them as references. Or other homies. Apparently, people like references.
Speaking of references, I like boobs. I’ve been thinking about why I like boobs. The obvious is that I was breastfed. If being breastfed makes me like boobs, explain my love of the Vagina. On second thought, don’t, you’ll scare everybody. Funny, I used to make fun of people like me, who outright love the female body. Or something like that, I can’t phrase it right. “It’s the girl, not the body.” Actually, I still make fun of them, to make myself look good. *laughs* Everybody except for BIGGAYDAN. Because BIGGAYDAN loves GIANTMANCOCK. I love BIGGAYDAN. He can check out all the girls he wants, because he wouldn’t dare touch them out of fear of his INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND refusing to make him a HOTFUDGESUNDAE.
I don’t think there’s anyway I can save myself. Oh well. Might as well go down in flames. I think it’s a matter of not being rude. Hmm. Kivudet’s going to still make fun of me. I LOVE THE FEMALE BODY. Can someone explain to me why I’ve been floating around http://www.ratehiscock.com ? I’m thinking it’s the whole comparison thing. I’ve never felt anything emotional for anything that had a penis. If I fall in love with a shemale, I’ll let you know.
wow…..girly ass diary you have right now, boobie boy. 😛 Sure….I’ll get pregnant so my boobs will grow. That makes sense. Especially since, you know…I haven’t got anybody to have sex with to get pregnant. Well….I do, but I don’t. Anyway. That ain’t happening. So…medium boobs for me for now! 😛 *runs to read this entry*
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woohoo!!! FIrst note! I rock, baby! 😀 HEY!!!!! I know Lori. She’s that cool chick who really likes the color blue. She doesn’t have the biggest boobs in the world, but she’s still pretty damn cool.
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Wow…..you mentioned my panties in your entry. I feel so honored. I’m like famous now or something. 😀 My panties will soon be wearing sunglasses to protect their anonymity. I so can’t spell that (I know…bad English degree person) and I’m too lazy to double check that. If I spelled it wrong – get over it.
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wow. You have a job, and I don’t. What’s wrong with this picture? :-/ Wow…that sounded mean. I didn’t mean it. I just mean – I 208% HAVE to have a job…for like, the roof over my head and stuff, and I haven’t even got work yet. I’m a bum. Well….bumette. I am a girl, after all. Congrats, though!! Must be nice to know you’ll have money coming in. 😀
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Somehow, they never seem to lose their charm, though over the years they do begin to allow time for other stray thoughts. 🙂 Peace amigo,
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Congrats on the job! I have bitched about OD, and probably will again, but all in all, it’s worth it to me, even if I lose an entry because I trusted it too much. [sob] Fortunately during the current downtime I cut and pasted my entry, having learned my lesson the last time.
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sex books? I’m not reading sex books…although, I do read Cosmo, and that’s practically a training manual! Its helpful virgin reading. The book I’m reading is just called that. Its fiction, about a larger woman like me, and her exboyfriend writes a magazine column, in which he often talks about her, called Good in Bed. Hence, the title of the book. Its not a sex book. Too bad, huh? 😀
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OD is definitely the best diary site out here on the web. I don’t like the setup of LiveJournal. Oh, and there’s nothing wrong with liking boobs… after all you are a male.
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“Despite it’s problems, then and now, I like the site. People take too many things for granted.” Me too.
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It especially pisses me off when people bitch about SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY on this site and it NEVER WORKS. You pay something like .009 cents per hour of service. You’re not losing too much when its down for less than 24 hours, especially when the service is worth so much more than that to begin with.
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Well, yes, there I go not paying attention to myself. That’s per minute. I just took an average of 30 days per month to get .009.
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And the thing about losing an entry? Cut and paste. Not too hard. It does bug me when I sometimes can’t leave notes for five minutes or for an hour or two or whatever. Its so random sometimes, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. That’s the only thing I’ve really bitched about. OD still serves its purpose to me well. I came over here to get away from popups, and there are still none.
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Yay, Timmy has a job. Now I am alone. The only unemployeed person out there. *weeps in the corner* You should make me a HOTFUDGESUNDAE! 😛
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i’d give money to BANGBANG bruce if i had money. and besides, i need to save up if i wanna go to the CIA. um. glad about the devils, eh? w00t for employment. imma go harrass that bakery down the road… i need work in food stuff. so the CIA will want me more. yum. foodstuffs.
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I love the new title!
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Congratulations! I checked out the Ratehiscock site. Pretty bizarre. Um, I think you’re bi, whether you know it or not.
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I’m tired of returning notes too..so I’m not.
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Admit it. You’re working on the 2004 election campaign of David Duke.
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The female body is a beautiful thing for so many reasons. I think it’s scary that someone could NOT like it, Timmy. I like having an OD, too. Even when I can’t write as much.
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Tell woman in blue it doesn’t always work to get preg or nurse. I was preg 6 times and nursed even more kids. I still stayed flat as a pancake until I was nearly 40. Then I grew. I had more fun without. Like hiking in the mountains without a shirt. Who could tell anyway. I was free to not have to waste my money or my husbands on an unwanted garment. On the other hand ending up in the 40s
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On the other hand ending up in the 40s looking like Elvira was a blast. More so because I then quit wearing turtlenecks and dressed like Elvira. Other women my age who had started out well got upset. They had been the ones that had picked on me for being so skinny. And you men think we dress for you. I dressed to have the last laugh.
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LiveJournal isn’t really a journal; it’s a blog. “Bang Bang” Bruce may be a gay porn web master, but he’s the only downside to this place. If he fixes the problems and goes back to uploading porn, he can leave us in peace and we’ll all be happy!
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Oh, I’m sure that there’s studies been done about community, socialisation and online behaviuor, but I’m not sure in terms of OD and associated journal websites 😛
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*laughs* Man. I think I’d be funny to see you go out with a Sheman!!!! Just for one or two dates or something. *laughs* Well, I’m very happy that you have found a job, and I’m glad that it pays a lot more than what I would have got if I got a job. 🙂 Kelsey
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wooh a job. I have to get one of those too
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