I HATE MALES.

God damn stereotypical males. I want to kill the person who invented football. The nice quiet neighbors I had last year have have been replaced by these idiots, who enjoy watching football late into the night and screaming in very gay ways so loud you can hear it across the Quad. And they’re RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

It’s only a matter of time before I end up being a stick in the mud and tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Sadly, I’m too nice. Only I could GOTO bed early and end up getting less sleep because I CAN’T FUCKING SLEEP THE ENTIRE FUCK.

Somebody, please. Go over there and castrate them.

Scorpio Frost

September 15, 2003

*locks and loads* Will do. Oh first note! Shibby.

This girl was singing Bon Jovi really loud earlier and I swear they run marathons up and down the hall at all hours of the night.

My roomate is watching, right now. But then, he’s definitely a stereotypical male. Cheats on his girlfriend, and everything.

!Guero

September 15, 2003

Hmm, reminds me of the insane little Asian girl who I had to share a bathroom with. She would shower literally 7 times a day in extremely hot water, for at least 45 minutes at a stretch. It was bizarre. On the other side were some frat guys who loved to throw parties. Yeah, it was a co-ed dorm, only your suite mates had to be the same sex. <3

RYN: Knowing you, maybe, one never knows. I was assuming it’d be a very tight shot, just the head, hardly identifiable. *shrug*

RYN: …But. I’ve only been with the “uncircumsized” variety. Those don’t look like them. :

h&h

September 15, 2003

That is annoying. *shakes her head* Football is stupid anyway.

The Godfather

September 15, 2003

Damn… what idiots. I have watched football a time or two but I have never acted like that. I mean damn… it is just a game on TV with overpaid assholes playing it. :/

Eh. I hated apt living for exactly that reason. Call the cops if its past 10. Here that is the legal time. They can be issued a ticket if the noise level is to high past a certian time. Either that or take some benedryl. That’ll knock your booty out! :0D

I’ll go tell them to keep it down. “shut you, you big meanies!!!” :-/ And yes….tampons are oh so fun. And being braless is great. I’m braless now. Yeehaw!

ryn: Awesome!…I think…LOL

Those bastards…*hands you a bat* just hit them over the head, they’ll shut right up! *hugs* I do hope you get some sleep though. <3

There’s a road near my place in London called Gay Street. Hooha.

It’s a little-known fact that Nick Nolte actually invented football. Talk to him.

JanetFaust

September 16, 2003

Snip their cable wires during the big game. mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha….[hacking cough]

At least it isn’t Enya like my dorm neighbor played….Call campus security and tell them there is some sort of attack happening.

Lorelei Sang

September 16, 2003

I grew up in a football family and I LOATHE it! Luckily I married a guy who has no interest in sports at all. That is nice!

~*Willow*~

September 16, 2003

Wouldn’t castration be considered genital mutilation, though? *smooooooch* Call the cops on ’em.