Timmy

September 6, 2003

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I Enjoy Being Utterly Clueless.

At this moment, Jannney is spazzing because I don’t know who Tom Jones is. Yes, I’ve heard of him before. From the Dana Carvey skit. Critic’s choice. Tom Jones has a big penis? That’s all I know. Beyond that, I don’t know jack shit about him.

And really, why should I? Why should I care? *big ignorant smile*

I like being clueless and unexposed to the world. Pop culture isn’t something I care about, unless it’s things I like. Like lyrics to Nirvana or something.

I’ve never been to a Burger King or a Wendy’s. I am completely anti-coke. I know I’ve had one in my lifetime and I remember it being too sugary. Now I’ve gone to the point where I’m completely anti-cola. I enjoy root beer and orange soda thoroughly. COLA IS ANALLINGUS. Actually this isn’t nearly ignorance as it is me irrationally keeping myself unexposed to the world.

But Tom Jones? That’s flat-out clueless-ness. *smiles brightly* Who knows how many “big” stars (or so Janney claims) there are out there that I don’t know jack shit about. I love being clueless. “Huh, what? I had no idea.” I’m always learning new things!

“You ain’t leading but two things pal, jack and shit. And jack left town.” – Ash, Army of Darkness

vinyl

doesnt he sing whats new pussycat? althoughim drunkso i probably am thinking of the wrong guy. i do know who he is howeveri just cant remember who sang that song. sigh. timmy. your diary hurts my eyes btw.

Nitrojane

*shakes head* seriously timmy. i worry about you.

September 7, 2003

my favourite song by tom jones at the moment is black betty. seriously, it’s fucking cool dude. if you don’t download it i will beat you with a stick. *nodnod* and not in a good, dominatrix way either.

Kerowyn

I think your life will still be complete without him. Sometimes I wish I never heard of him. You probably have heard his stuff and didn’t know it though. “It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone…” with the big band playing cheesy music to back him up. Or at least that’s what it sounded like to me.

Pilgrim

I find it odd that you don’t know who Tom Jones is. As for other American Icons that you are clueless about here’s one… Have you ever heard of Elvis Presley?*snickers*

laerima

vinyl’s right.. i always think of tom jones as the guy who sings the pussy song.. and then i have to correct myself; it’s the pussy cat song. yup. hugs,

SCREAMINGLYREDTIMMY.

Irish Saint

God, I’m to the point where I have to be on a Coca Cola drip 24/7.

*cracks whip and shoves a giant dildo up your ass* download black betty, right NOW. or you’ll pay. snip snip! better get to it, bitch.

wow, i’d make a kickass Dom. Such a pity i don’t get off on it. le sigh.

Evil Peanut

I hate coke. But I like diet coke. Tom Jones is weird, I dunno if I like him or not. My dad the other day said he’s not crazy like Michael Jackson but I think he is.

He sings the PUSSYCAT song??? I always thought he was the guy who sang that…thank you…song, only in another language. Dankache?

OH WAIT…that’s Wayne Newton! Duh! Ok, I dunno who Tom Jones is either…

Meginsanity

Uh, I don’t know who Tom Jones is either. Which is odd because I am completely obsessed with pop culture. ryn: *smile* You leave very nice notes, Timmy. And yes, I probably will say if I don’t have any underwear on… 🙂

I don’t know who Tom Jones is.

Destiny

I am with the above noter that swore by DIET coke. I don’t drink ANY regular sodas…they’d make me fat. So,would you consider yourself a nonconformist? or just blind from pop culture? I mean, it’s your choice…right? Do as you wish. 🙂

My mom has the hots for Tom Jones. It’s really quite frightening. She also has the hots for Alan Jackson and Tim McGraw.

Isn’t random informations cool? Whoooooooo!

It’s Not Unusual.

First of all, I would like to state, I am NOT a silly hick. Oh, yeah…..I’m silly like the silliest of them all, but I was born above the Maxon-Dixon line, therefore, I really am not hick by birth. Thankyouverymuch. Damn northerners. :-p Second…well, I don’t know why we’ve gopt to have roads and streets and avenues and 800 names for just roads through town, so I think those could be

interchangable. But….well, when you’re on a huge, multilane road that they government labels an interstate, well then…that’s an interstate. I think of highways as more of major roads, but with only 1 lane per direction of traffic. I can’t think of any “true” (meaning labeled) highways I’ve been on that were 2 or more lanes. But…that’s just my thoughts. :-p

oh wait…….strike that. I did just think of a thing that I know is technically a highway, and is two lanes per direction of traffic. Oh well. There are too many damned names to different types of roads and shit.

RYN: I know that about soda, but I just can’t help it. Coke is my smack.

ryn: Lol…I’ll be sure to make sure all my readers are aware that I’m wearing underwear, then. 😛

AMEN!! (…and PENIS!)

I adore Tom Jones. Would you like to borrow my “best of” CD? <3

They Sucked his Brains Out!!!

I know very little about Tom Jones, so dont feel bad 😛 ryn: You know, I didn’t even think about that part yet. Holy crap. Things could get interesting. And you know, it DOES happen when you are around the same females all the time — you get it at the same time lol I bet you love that I am talking about this huh? 😀