I am, in fact, like a boss.

So it’s occurred to me recently that I am, in fact, like a boss. I saw the video months ago, don’t get me wrong. I thought it was amusing. But it just never occurred to me that I am, in fact, kind of, really, truely, like a boss. If you’re unsure of what I’m referencing, youtube is over there in the corner.

This was before I wrote in breaks and shit. And had one call-out. I deployed everyone – and myself to being like a boss.

First day back from vacation, I pointed this fact out to my assistant manager. Turns out he hadn’t heard the song yet. He watched it on his phone, and thus I spread the infection. He then showed it to the Boss Lady. At first she called us demented. THEN THE INFECTION SPREAD TO HER. It’s about pointing out when we are doing things, truely, like a boss.

I open like a boss. Hey, I think I count the safe like a boss, too. And when I take orders? I do that like a boss, too. I take food temperatures like a boss. I stand in the Manager-In-Charge zone like a boss. I pull my drawers like a boss. And the Boss Lady? Hey, I think she’s like a boss, too! She delegates like a boss. She closes like a boss.

We’re all slightly demented in my store. It’s the little things in life that amuse us.