I am home alone.

Why does this make me want to buy some bad porn? Not good porn. Bad porn, the kind of porn you laugh at. Ah, the discount bin.

I took my dad to the airport this morning. I must be completely desensitized to waking up at 5 AM for no reason. He’s off to his mom’s, my mom’s at her mom’s. I have work Thursday through Sunday, then classes start Tuesday.

I’ve decided to buy a Wii. Not that this means I’m going to buy one anytime soon. The problem with consoles is that they become an investment. You buy.. other things for them. Like games. Lots of games. I’m glad Wii is backwards compatible with GameCube discs, as there’s plenty of games I’ve never played. Nintendo games are just more fun, for some reason. Cliff had me play Devil May Cry and God of War yesterday (on PS2). They sucked. This is what people consider entertainment? Pathetic.

Games should be fun. They should! You should watch someone playing a game, and feel, “Hey, give me a turn.” Maybe I don’t know what games are out there, but most games don’t give me that feel. They make me feel, “Uh, I’ll go read a book now.” The reason Wii’s are selling is because when you watch someone do WiiSports, you feel, “Dude, give me a turn!”

I need to take a shower. My hair still feels huge. I’ll pigtail it afterwards. NAKED TIME.