Hi, I’m Nakie.

You look like Jesus. Of course, it would then follow that Jesus is a terrorist. Isn’t that the logic we’re using? Heh. Saints defend us – you’ve also molested Harry Potter? Is nothing sacred?

I knew a fellow everyone called Harry Potter. Was that who you molested? RYN: We’re not having any religion in whatever wedding we decide to have. It’s just a government recognized contract between us that will allow for tax breaks and for me to be “independant” of my family and get better financial aid for school. <3

I can’t see the picture. dammit. hmmmm…Sex class? Is it The Psychology of Human Sexuality? I’m taking that…lol…and our teacher made us chant body parts the first day. Clitoris and penis were included in our chanting and we had the door open…it was wack.

Did you go to class like that? 🙂

yay, it finally showed up! *kisses you on the cheek and runs away*

I know I certainly didn’t fellate him. So if he unblocked you it was probably your ball-tonguein’ that did the trick.

PS – I DO hope you put some clothes on before going to class.

yeah well it’s a bit hard to actually go through with the marriage when there’s a man with such luxurious hair gallavanting and carousing around OD.

*giggles* i can see yer boobies! *points*

You just wrote cause you wanted to say you’d be late for Sex. :-p

Haha! You got called Jesus. Nice nipples. I want to molest Harry Potter to!

I wrote a Zomby-Timmy Weekly Theme entry in case you’re interested. 🙂

Aren’t you that dude from Soundgarden?

How can any aspiring terrorist continue to use the idiom “nakie”??? The word won’t even translate into Farsi or Arabic – or even French. “Excuse me whilst I car-bomb your federal building and refute your political ideology. Oh, by the way, I’m nakie.”

I like having my classes in a row. I have a 2 hour break in between my four classes today and it just annoys me.

Wahoo baybe!! Did ya go to school like that too?

haha, ever heard the term “bearded clam?”

“Excuse me whilst I car-bomb your federal building and refute your political ideology. Oh, by the way, I’m nakie.” Everyone’s staring at me for laughing so hard at that. You should put that in your DD.

ryn: Gross, man. This will be my 2534th note given. *smile* If you do go to the SDMB (Straight Dope Message Board) I’m guessing you’ll want to write in red? People will hate you if you do. But the place could use some controversy.

how very religious. i forgot that you look like jesus as well as a jew and an amish person. you’re going places, baby.

Okay. I guess I’ll believe that you didn’t plan on saying that line, and that’s the only reason you wrote this entry. :-p

Oatmeal? Yuck. No thank you.

Actually…..I like dry oatmeal. Like in a cookie. But I can’t stand to eat it cooked. Its too much like gruel or something. oddly enough, I can eat grits. Which is very similar in consistancy. I’m just very weird.

Yeah. menstrual and intestinal pain is basically the same feeling, but….not quite to me, at least. I’m sure it varies from woman to woman. For me, its much sharper than if I had a stomach cramper, and much more consistant. Like, if you have stomach cramps, and if feels like your stomach is being grabbed and then released over and over. But for me, cramps are sharp grabs, that don’t let

go until the pain has stopped completely (cause your uterus is contracting). And the pain is weirder, cause its low down in my pevlis, and closer to the front of my pelvic area. Then there’s when it gets BAD, and the pain starts traveling to my legs and up my stomach, and its kind of like when your leg goes numb and then you stand up on it…dull and kind of numb, but painful at the same time.

Okay. Enough about cramps. And I didn’t tell him, cause I know how he is about htat stuff. It’d freak himout. He doesn’t like to know about girly bodily functions and such.

And actually, I don’t need his help finanically. I can get myself to a better place, if I could just get a job, and if I had the car. I need him to get me the car, but….other than that, I don’t need his money. I CAN get myself out of debt, if I just had the chance. And its just hard to tell him. FOr years, he’s acted like I’m a saint, telling me how much better I am than my sister, not

making her same mistakes. He’s so proud of me for what he thinks I do and am, and when he finds out I’m not…its just going to be hard. He won’t be mad at me or anything. Its just….he’ll be upset I didn’t try to ask for help, and he’ll be upset he wasn’t in a position to help me then, and he’ll just never look at me the same way. And yes…..Aimee is a boyfriend moocher. Thta sounds bad.

Hehehe. But, she is. I’ve never heard of her actually offering to pay for a date or anything, and she complains when a guy wants to take her someplace cheap. Not if its just chearp, but…..if its just TOO cheap. I hate that. I think its awful. I”m so glad I”m not like her. I would gladly pay for a date…wait. Not like, hey…if I give you 20 will you go out with me? :-p But, I would pay for

the dinner and movie or whatever we’re doing on a date. Not all hte time, cause, why should either of us ALWAYS be responsible for paying that stuff? But, like half the time. Or, he pays for dinner, and I pay for some movies. Or I buy cook dinner and he rents a movie. I think that’s only fair, but I think that’s an afront to Aimee’s womanhood or something. Sometimes, I think she forgets what

year it is. She wants to be free and independant, and not controlled by a guy, but she wants it to be like 1950 where men have to pay for everything. What a bitch she can be. Oh well. I’m notewhoring you, cause its cheering me up. But I’m gonig to stop now, and go read. 😀 Besides…..everytime I save a note, and go to make another, I have to see your man boobies. *giggles*

RYN: Yep, since he and I know we love each other and plan on staying together, there’s no reason for us to have to get married, hence why we haven’t yet. But it’ll make the families happy, and we’ll get a tax break, so why not? <3

RYN: I got the idea from both of you cause you’re both on my favs list. woo hoo. Keep ’em coming!

There go those boobies again. 😀 Yeah….I understand what you’re talking about with the oatmeal. Still…..ick. :-p

Damn man boobies again. I know it was a typo, but I think its funny. “I’m going to have a girlfriend today.” That’s some good positive thinking you’ve got! 😛 I never thought of it that way……you date a girl, you date her uterus, too. Cute. ANd yes….you shouldn’t be afraid of girly things. And girls shouldn’t be afraid of guy things, either. Morning wood and periods….its all

just stuff, and we should learn to deal with them. yes. *nods* 😀

Yes. SHe is a bitch. *nods* I don’t think a girl should be offended if a guy offers/tries to pay for things. I think she should offer, too. I don’t think she should go crazy on his ass, though, and get ticked off and insist meanly that she should pay. And yeah…..dutch is basically what I think, most of the time. Sometimes, just one person should treat, to be nice. But other times,

RYN: I wish?! Shh. Just don’t tell. You look a lot like my ex boyfriend in the eyes. I just realized that. K. Ill let you go back to imagination and hot girls and all that stuff. :0P

just share paying for things. Not necessarily like paying for your own dinners (unless like one person orders something for $20, and the other has like a 5 buck meal). THat’s a little too…I don’t know. I just don’t like that. Sometimes, yes, but not all hte time. But like I said before…someone pay for one thing you do on the date, and the other pay for something else you do. It doesn’t

need to be exact, but, just work things out so that its kind of evens out in the long run. Tonight I treat. Tomorrow night you treat. I’ll buy dinner, if you buy drinks if we go to a bar afterwards. Things like that. But no….no dividing things up to the penny. That’s just bad. Awww…I’m sorry she doesn’t like it when you talk about your penis so much. I WOULD talk about my penis a lot,

if I actually had one, of course! Or if I had someone else’s around to play with, I’d talk about that a lot, too. 😀 The penis is our friend.

Enjoy your food and jews. I really should go, too. I said earlier I was going to stop the notewhoring, but……I apparently didn’t. :-p But I will stop now. Take your penis and your man boobies and go get some food. 😀

I had to scroll through a thousand notes to reach this button. It’s ok that you don’t read my diary. If I weren’t me I probably wouldn’t read it either. It’s rather boring. I haven’t been swimming in a long time either. I should go to the health plex here at school and try the pool one day.

and yeah, i like the shorties too. entries, i mean… hehe

ryn: @ home I have it saved in a .doc that I just copy from. @ school, I copy/paste it from the previous entry. Oh, and the quote looks great on your DD. It kind of sums up everything 😛 –tug

LMAO @ the first note Because I was going to say that. Yep ~ajaye

nice face shot..nice hair shot..nice nipple shot… this guy yesterday got shot dead by police here in my city for holding a knife in the air. He should have used a camera.

I must make no sense at all.

My blood pressure isn’t actually high.

Don’t take it as an insult if I compare you to a young Ron Jeremy ;P

i think u should cut off all ur hair.

*lets her cursor feel you up or something*

You have really long hair. What are you, a hippie or something?

I confess, you look really hot in that picture.