Global Orgasm Day.

http://globalorgasm.org/

Ran across this a while ago, but I wanted to wait until a few days before to actually post on it. We all have short memories, after all.

The goal is for people all around the world to have orgasms on the Winter Solstice (or summer, if you’re down under, whatever). Hey, synchronized orgasms sounds like a lot of fun to me. I think I’ll lay off until then and then see how much I can contribute to the cause. I like masturbating! Of course, it doesn’t say just masturbation, it says orgasm.

Grab a partner! Grab two!

Grab a porno! Grab some hardcore erotica!

Grab a phone! Grab a webcam!

Grab a dildo! Grab a vibrator! Grab a butt plug! Grab a fleshlight!

Grab your cock!

Grab your clit! ..As much as a lady can actually “grab” her clit, that is.

If I had a partner, I’d probably be spending most of the day between her thighs. Hey, I have a good tongue. Easiest way to pledge orgasms. Gotta give my poor penis a rest eventually, after all. Alas, I guess it’s just a usual threesome. Leftie and Rightie will have to get equal time if I want to properly contribute to this wonderful cause.

To reiterate, orgasm as much as you can on Friday, December 22nd. Maybe I’ll try and break my record of six orgasms in one day. Ah yes. Six orgasms in six and a half hours. I don’t need to go for time. I’ll just space it out.

I’ll be orgasming. WHO’S WITH ME?!!!

gypsyincarnate

December 19, 2006

Only six in one day? You poor thing. I can get up to ten in one session! Ahh, us lucky women and our ability to multi-orgasm. I wonder if the earth will be shaking with seismic convulsions from all the orgasms?

D’oh! If only the 22nd weren’t a Friday. If it were a Saturday or Sunday or something, I’d give it a shot. I think the most I’ve had was 3 orgasms in one day. With long breaks in between. I just can’t anymore than that, really. The clitoris ain’t want she used to be, I’m afraid.

*reads gypsy’s note* *cries*

xPrettyInPunkx

sounds like something fun to me!

Oh Hon…. I’ll be GOING for IT. Keep On Tuggin Hon.

I’m the same way. When I was like, in high school and early college, I could masturbate every day five times a day and it was effortless. But it’s like since I had a kid and other shit happened…it’s just not the same. 🙁

I think my personal is 7. Or maybe it’s 5. I know it was an odd number. NO WAIT, that was the record for my now ex-gf, 7 in a 24 hour period. Mine’s like 5.

hey..i will give it a go. im sure i will need it.

Jennifer*Shane

oooh! thanks for reminding me… i had actually forgotten!! and i knew you were going to write dirty things, that’s why i made my notes private 😛 YOU CANNOT WIN. EAT MY VAGINA.

Cassie

I’ll be doing my best, but, I always do my best to orgasm!

slightly bitter

I… will try but with tiny people running around all day, it’s possible I won’t even get to masturbate until after midnight. 🙁 Not to mention that that’ll be the last day of my period and the last day ALWAYS sucks for me. But, I’ll keep it in mind anyway, maybe I’ll get some action in the shower. 🙂