Evening of 2-22-7

I’m up for giving a speech tomorrow in Public Speeching. Just a narrative, 3-5 minutes.

Every time I rehearse it, it comes out differently. Well, at least I’m not memorizing everything. I have the basic run-through of what I’m going to say, but. Yeah. We’re pretty much forced to have notecards on us, but I really don’t want to actually look at them. They’re there if I get stuck, or need inspiration. The thing with closings is that to even use a closing line, you have to lead up to it. If it’s different every time, how am I supposed to lead up to it.

Oh well. Here’s to screwing up in front of your peers! Heh.

:: hefts his hairy nutsac ::

My plan is to pretend I’m confident, and look people in the eyes for a reaction. Then put my balls in their mouths. Yes.