Dream for 10-25-6

I had a dream I was licking pussy. That’s about as close to a sexual dream as I get. Unfortunately, every time I have a cunnilingus dream, the anatomy gets weirded up a little. I was trying to suck on her clit with a bit of desperation, and her skin stretching away from the body was a little exaggerated. I don’t even recall any scent. What a rip. Like I said, anatomy was off – I hate that, because I know female anatomy better than most people! I wonder if chicks have that problem in fellatio dreams.

Of course, the desperation was due to the fact that it was towards the end of a dream sequence. I’d swear the setting was in a grocery store behind the LJ. The previous dreams had to do with me stabbing a vice president and casually walking away, then walking up to the top floor of his house and looking at his computer, only to want to alt-F4 out myself. Yes. I tried to alt-F4 my unwarrented presence. And a previous dream having to do with my molasses cookies. They’re quite tasty.

Meh, I miss cunnilingus.

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October 25, 2006

*salutes you* a man who likes cunnilingus is few and far between! and as for the fellatio dreams, mine are mostly anatomically correct, and involve the deep throat skill i’ve just learned.

October 25, 2006

Saw you on the OD frontpage so this is a random note… One time my boyfriend had a dream that he was licking Shannon Elizabeth. But it was weird b/c her pussy was really, really dry. He woke up licking his bedspread.

October 25, 2006

–Random Noter– You and me both. Nath

October 25, 2006

ryn: my ex just refused, he thought it was disgusting and unnatural. the closest he’d get was kissing the outer area, which only served to frustrate me more. how long have you been single now? (tell me to piss off if i’m being nosey!)

I don’t recall ever having a dream where the anatomy was off but I do remember one dream where I stabbed someone. Trying to ALT-F4 yourself out made me laugh 🙂 “I miss cunnilingus.” You and me both.

October 25, 2006

i think it’s more a ‘turkish guy’ thing. (i live in the turkish republic of northern cyprus. google it!) guys here, rephrase that, MOST guys here are just about pleasuring themselves, and a large proportion of those have never actually given a woman an orgasm, and wouldn’t know where to start. i think most just assume that women orgasm through intercourse, and don’t realise that they need foreplay etc to get them to this stage! although, they have NO sex ed at all here, something i’m campaigning to change, because there are TOO MANY 14 and 15 year old girls having abortions. rant over! 🙂

October 25, 2006

i think i’m going to have to fly you over here as the Ambassador of Cunnilingual Activities. You have a lot to teach our young men! After the first orgasm, it’s so much easier to have the second, and third, and fourth… My current boyfriend is actually the same as you, he enjoys it, so much so that he actually orgasmed just from licking me once. Although, in the beginning he had a nasty habit of diving straight in for the clit, and ow did that hurt! i don’t know about other girls, but i much prefer the area AROUND the clit to be licked, direct clitoral stimulation is just too sensitive for me. since i gave him a mini anatomy lesson and told him all about the nerve endings in the clitoral hood, he’s been much better! 🙂

Uhhhhhh, no. Never happens to me in fellatio dreams.

I don’t know if I’ve had a fellatio dream before… I wish!