Bush Blamed For Energy Crisis.

(WASHINGTON, DC) Following the disasterous power outages that struck large portions of the Northeast, Democrats have begun calling for the replacement of President George W. Bush. Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle denounced the President for failure to secure our nation’s power grid at a Democratic rally this evening, “As President of our nation, he is exclusively responsible for watching over every aspect of this country. We’ve kept quiet about the failing economy. We’ve kept quiet about the horrible movies in our nation’s theatres. But, when I can’t keep my beer cold, damn it, somebody has to pay.”

An all-star list of Democrats has already lined up to replace Bush, in a special election use to occur soon. Leading the pack is Sylvester Stallone. “They say I’m not qualified to be President. But, look how I overcame the odds in all those Rocky movies. Look how I kicked ass in those Rambo movies. If you want a President that will kick this nation’s enemies into the dirt, I’m your guy.”

Kelly

FIRST NOTE FIRST NOTE WOOOOOO I’M ON TOP OOOHH YEEAAH .. . .

Oh, would you? Please? A big one?

Ugh. I’m so freaking horny tonight. Times like this I need a boyfriend. “You are having phone sex with me whether you like it or not. MOAN, BITCH!” Y’know?

I’d even take the lesbian route right now, just to hear someone say, “Oh, God, Kelly .. I want to fuck you.” I’m sure you know exactly what I mean.

I hope the DM doesn’t see these and think I’m offending you. I’m sure he’s read you and realizes you’re highly accepting of this kind of behavior. But in case he hasn’t, I just want to point out the following conversation that just took place over AIM: Kelly: I’m getting horny in your notes Kelly: I hope you don’t mind Timmy: *smiles* Oh, it’s okay. Timmy: Be as horny as you want.

Okay, yeah. I’m okay now. Hormones are calming.

“I want to reproduce.”

or “I want to read produce” hahahaha

I think I’m done now.

Please, let’s not talk about giving head. I so want a dick in my mouth right now.

I hear the feminists gasping. “I can’t believe she actually wants to subject herself to that! She was obviously sexually abused as a child!” Sorry – I stereotype and generalize and I’m judgemental.

AWWWWWWWW … am I? You’re the sweetest Timmy ever!

Oh, yeah, and I probably would have referred to him as Bang Bang but “the DM” has less character usage than “Bang Bang” and I had to fit that mini-conversation in there.

I really don’t think 400 is too bad. 1000 would be too much. 600 at the most, I’d say.

Funny how we go from talking about a cock in my mouth to character limits in notes.

Why hasn’t anyone else noted this entry yet???

We LOVE notes! That’s why we’re having this conversation here rather than in a message window.

ATTENTION ALL OF YOU SEXY TIMMYLURKERS OUT THERE …. DON’T LET OUR NOTECONVERSATION SCARE YOU AWAY. GIVE TIMMY SOME ASS-LOVE .. I MEAN.. UH.. NOTE LOVE. . . I hate typing in all caps. It makes me feel like a dumbass. Oh, no, wait. I only feel like a dumbass because I was just on your DD.

Oh yeah, and I knew that. You dumbass.

Nitrojane

ah, kelly. i agree. you dumbass. (timmy, not kelly. kelly is a non-hairy, non-big, non-nerd, who i like alot)

It would be cool if Sylvester Stallone ran for Governer in California. Once and for all we’d know who’s the hardest.