Breasts = Comfort.

I swear, if it weren’t for the internet, I would have no standards for girls. I’d just go for the lowest common denominator, in terms of things girls will accept.

I want a girl who will comfort me with her breasts when I’m sad. Well, in addition to hugs, cuddles, kisses, and ass-grabbings. Okay, maybe not ass-grabbings. I’m just thinking about this. “Wait, why is this such a bad thing?”

Moreover, I think I’d be cheating myself if I ever settle for a non-open-minded girl. Hmm. Why didn’t I just say closed-minded? Eh, because then it paints the breastly-conservative girl as.. bad? Yeah. It’s not right to change people.

(I don’t know about you, but I think I’ve been abusing the word “moreover”.)

You know, it’s always amused me how the liberal has to comform to the conservative to make the conservative happy. So the conservative isn’t “offended”. At least, in most general senses. Think of religion. Atheist marries a catholic. What are the children going to be? Well, okay, actual people do make compromises. But it doesn’t make much sense for a catholic to allow the children to be raised in a god-neutral environment, just so the atheist doesn’t feel like his kids are being brainwashed. Ah, but then the response goes that indoctrinated atheism is brainwashing! But only if it’s indoctrination, as opposed to self-exploration in an open environment. I digress…

I’m a very open-minded person and am willing to try almost anything. …God damn, what else is there to say? Maybe I should just make a mental note not to marry an uptight girl and leave it at that. I forget if Rational Hedonism is a doctrine. Heh. Just string words together, who cares if anybody has written the How To for it.

(To understand Hedonism simply in terms of sex is to misinterpret it, it would be like understanding Christianity only in terms of going to hell. Nevermind that my analogy makes no sense. I maintain that everything we do is so we either get pleasure, whether it’s physical or mental, or avoid pain. Hmm. Boobies!)

It would rox0r if I married a girl open enough to give me a pre-work blowjob. I’m not even sure I’d need them. But. The consideration involved in the gesture appeals to me. After all, I’m the one that wants to be trained in the art of cunnilingus, no doubt any girl that trains me will want to use me often.

*yawns*

If it weren’t for the internet, I wouldn’t know how open-minded girls can be.