BIGGAYDAN Enters THEREPUBLICANMATRIX, Part III

Part II

BIGGAYDAN entered the passageway behind the bouncer and found himself in a long, seemingly endless hallway, with doors on both sides. He walked slowly, without knowing where he was going. He looked behind himself and noticed both directions looked identical. Great. Where the fuck do I go? For lack of anything else to do, he picked a direction and walked, hoping he would feel some sort of inspiration.

He thought her heard something. He stopped. Yes, he definitely heard something. It sounded like orgasmic moaning. This is turning out to be one BIGGAYADVENTURE… He kept walking, and the noise got loader. Loader. He could tell which door it was coming from. He turned to face the door. In addition to the moaning, he heard a voice, “Oh yeah, baby, whooo’s your Timmy!!” Great. Just what I need. He walked in the door and out of the hallway…

And onto a hardcore porn shooting. BIGGAYDAN looked behind himself and the doorway was gone. BIGGAYDAN saw someone who looked oddly like Timmy pointing at a guy’s penis as the penis shot semen across the room into the mouth of a hot girl. Geez, I usually just dribble all over myself. The scene ended and Timmy said “CUT! Okay, that was a good shoot. Definitely a keeper.” Timmy, almost noticing BIGGAYDAN’s presence, turned to face BIGGAYDAN. “Ah, BIGGAYDAN! I’ve been expecting you. It’s time for your premier!

BIGGAYDAN was once again confused. “Uh, what?”

Timmy clapped twice, “Girls, get him naked and get the camera’s ready.” Again, he addressed BIGGAYDAN, “I am Timmy the Enchanter.” Timmy pointed to the girls approaching BIGGAYDAN. Immediately, they grabbed their crotches and fell to the ground in orgasmic bliss. He pointed to one of the cameramen. His penis immediately erected and shot semen across the room. Timmy continued to randomly point around the room until everybody except for him and BIGGAYDAN had experience a mind-blowing orgasm.

“Alright everybody, take a post-orgasm break. I’ll be back in five minutes.”

Timmy put his arm around BIGGAYDAN and walked him off the set. There was a door that said, “Timmy’s Private Office.” Timmy pushed the door open and they walked in. Timmy took a seat behind his desk. He motioned to a chair in front of the desk. BIGGAYDAN took a seat.

“So, BIGGAYDAN, surprised to see me?”

“Not really. Why do you have to keep picking on me? I’m not gay!”

“Of course you’re not. Listen, BIGGAYDAN. You are in danger. THEREPUBLICANMATRIX has you, and wants to shut you down.”

“…Shut me down?”

“Believe me, BIGGAYDAN, if I let them have you, you’ll wish you could have me torment you. Nevermind me.”

“Wait, didn’t the bouncer say you were a she?”

“Ah, you haven’t seen all of my powers.”

A flash of bright white light eminated from Timmy. BIGGAYDAN was shocked.

“Holy shit dude, you have boobies!”

“Oh, I’ve got more than boobies. I always said that if I was a girl, I’d want everything that comes alone with it. Do you have any idea how many toys they have? We’re getting ripped!”

“Uh. Dude, you’re buttfucking nuts.”

Another flash of white light. Timmy returned to “normal”.

“Nevermind me, BIGGAYDAN. I’m here to save you from THEREPUBLICANMATRIX.”

“Wait, why would THEREPUBLICANMATRIX care about me? I’m not a hacker!”

“You’ve been watching too many movies, BIGGAYDAN. You’re far too gay for those Republicans, BIGGAYDAN.”

Timmy reached down to his bottom drawer and pulled it open. He reached in and picked out an item. He placed a small pink butt plug to BIGGAYDAN’s left. He reached in and pulled out another object, and pushed the drawer shut. He placed a black double-dong to BIGGAYDAN’s right. BIGGAYDAN recognized the object from the other Adventures of BIGGAYDAN.

“The DOUBLEDONGOFJUSTICE.”

“Very good, BIGGAYDAN. You have a choice, BIGGAYDAN. But, you’ve already made that choice. All you have to do is make it. If you shove this small pink butt plug up your TIGHTPINKANUS, you will wake up in your bed and you will have to relive this until you choose the DOUBLEDONGOFJUSTICE. If you shove the DOUBLEDONGOFJUSTICE up your ass, all will become clear, and your life will never be the same again.”

BIGGAYDAN paused.

“Listen, you might have been able to get me in the past, but I want nothing to do with THEREPUBLICANMATRIX.”

BIGGAYDAN stood up and grabbed the pink butt plug. Timmy smiled. “You will come around, BIGGAYDAN. You’ve already made your choice. You will choose it eventually. See you soon.”

“Fuck you, Timmy.”

BIGGAYDAN pulled the back of his pants down and shoved the small pink butt plug up his bum.

BIGGAYDAN is running, but he doesn’t know where. Following him is a hoard of BIGGAYMEN. There seem to be millions of them. He stops. Off in the distance, he sees more BIGGAYMEN coming his way. They’re all naked, and fully aroused, with GIANTMANCOCKS that can compete with BIGGAYDAN’S own. BIGGAYDAN is naked, too, but he doesn’t know why.

They’re closing on him. Few seconds, and the hoards of BIGGAYMEN and their GIANTMANCOCKS will be on BIGGAYDAN’s TIGHTPINKANUS. He clenched his TIGHTPINKANUS instinctively. The jig was up. He was completely outnumbered. He knew what he had to do, but he didn’t want to do it. He scanned the scene of naked men one more time.

Openning his mouth, he let out a battle cry, “I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL! I am Big. I am Gay. I am obviously Dan. I am… BIGGAYDAN!”

BIGGAYDAN wakes up, sweating profusely. He had that dream again. The one where he declares his gayness. “Maybe if I slept near my INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND’s PERFECTLYROUNDBOOBIES, I wouldn’t have these dreams.” He rubbed his hands across his face, letting reality sink back into himself. He glanced at the clock. “Four.”

He stops. Four? Wasn’t it just 4 AM not too long ago? It all comes back to him. He looks over at the computer screen. Blank, as he had left it when he had gone to bed. Funny, wasn’t there supposed to be… GIANTMANCOCKS began appearing on the screen. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……. It was happening again. But, what was he supposed to do, take the DOUBLEDONGOFJUSTICE and go along with Timmy’s game? He sat at the computer, like he had before. The screen went blank, then a blinking cursor appeared.

“Good morning, BIGGAYDAN.”

BIGGAYDAN let out a sigh and typed a reply.

“Hi, how are you?”

“Pretty good. I told you to take the DOUBLEDONGOFJUSTICE.”

“I’m not playing your game.”

“This isn’t a game, BIGGAYDAN. You are in danger, THEREPUBLICANMATRIX has you.”

“You’re going to tell me to follow the butt plug, like before.”

“Actually, no. Don’t try to run, or they’ll take away your freedom of bipedal motion.”

There was a loud knocking on the door.