Battlefront: They Ain’t Gunna Get This Camp.

It was your average game, really. Off into battle, I went. I rotate my “goals”. On this occasion, I decided to ignore destroying the techno union ships, and focus on holding the Spire. In addition to being the name of the level, it’s the base inside the mountain. If they have the Spire, they have the advantage of spawning on top of that mountaintop. This strate-ger-y didn’t exactly go as planned.

I ended up being the only person who was running around holding the spire, in addition to running back and forth between the east and west bunkers. I found the only other man on my team and took up position in the East Bunker. I first told him to “Hold Position”, which caused him to immediately run out into the open. Then told him to “Follow Me”, which kept him out of relative harm.

Not surprisingly, he left my side quickly as the remaining units came down on my position. I’m not sure how the hell they didn’t take me out. I even RAN OUT OF AMMO and had to resort to using that shitty side-pistol.

To my amazement, I was able to hold them off. I was the last man left. Where’s the other three guys on the other team? Computer decided to go try “destroy” my last base, except I don’t think they were even doing any damage. Remembering the so-called techno union ships, I saw a nearly-destroyed abandoned vehicle.

If they had one shot on me, I would have blown up, but none of them were approaching my position.

So I took out the techno union ships. I wasn’t expecting the screenshot to show the blown-up map, but that’s where they were.

So, I beared down on their position. I could have just taken the derelict and won due to having all the bases, but that wouldn’t have felt right.

The last man. He has a rocket launcher.

But what’s this? A completely unscathed vehicle?

I knew this was going to feel good.

MUWAHAHAHA! TAKE THIS!

A WINNER IS ME!

80 kills. Even for me, that’s a rather high amount. I usually average maybe thirty to fifty. My high was maybe a hundred-fifty, when I camped with a walker in front of an RD-D2 (as a pilot) on the Docks and kept killing wookies over and over again. *laughs* They kept slamming me with missiles, but I just refused to die!