Timmy

January 23, 2005

Next: Correlation Does Not Equal Causation.

Another steaming hot bath.

Cranked up the water as hot as could be. I wanted it to tingle. I wanted it to be hotter than I could stand. I wanted all my muscles to completely relax.

I dipped my foot in, left it in for a second, then realized “Holy shit, this is hot.” I guess something inside me realized that sometimes hot can be too hot. I don’t want to scald myself or anything. I diluted the water with a bit of cold water to satisfy my conscience.

I stepped both feet in. It was hot. It tingled. I said to myself “Fuck it, I know I won’t scald myself.” Pushing my limits, I suppose. I crouched and felt my bum and ballsac hit the water. It tingled in a way I haven’t felt in a long time. It reminded me of when I used to have a hand-held showerhead. I’d start right behind my anus, and then slowly creep the stream of water towards my perenium. By the time I hit the middle of my scrotum, I’d typically have a full erection. It was all foreplay for me. I’d arouse myself, but actual masturbation in the shower was never any good for me. I can’t really understand how guys can do it in there.

I dipped my ass up and down a little bit, savoring the sensation. I then let my ass drop. Aaaahhhhhhh. With each inch I sank, I felt more and more hot water rush over me. I sank until the water was over my eyes, with my mouth and nose exposed. I stayed like that for a few minutes. Right before getting in the water, I considered turning off the lights. A bit of sensory deprivation. I left the lights on, but if I had turned them off, that moment in there would have been the best.

I’m always amused at the fact that penises float.

I am so relaxed right now. I could come to enjoy this bath thing! ; )

On a completely different note, I feel like I’ve gotten boring lately. Who wants to read me babbling about work in every other entry? Crystal says she likes it, but eh, that’s one opinion. *laughs* I don’t think my writing’s bad, I just recognize it’s not particularly attention-grabbing. At least, that’s my perception. Maybe it’s because I just assume “normal” life isn’t all that interesting. Most writers need some form of feedback to know how they’re doing. I can’t read minds.

My GM called me today and told me I wasn’t openning tomorrow – come in at 8 AM. Woohoo. I will open Wednesday, though. First time openning by myself. I’ve only openned one other time with Jenny, and it was rather simplistic. Steve really thinks highly of me. He’s going to be one hell of a reference whenever I finish my time with Panera. Brandon was saying how he has to train somebody for 30 days when he becomes a trainer – and he wants to train me. Ever since my first week, he’s said that. Being respected rox0rs.

Eclectic Pandora

January 24, 2005

::Smiles at name being mentioned:: I’ve scalded myself…but I liked it? Masochism in solitude I suppose. Ha. I didn’t know penises floated.

What is the triforce?

Pixel

You always make me want a bath!!!!!

Consider it a GOOD thing that you don’t have a lot of drama to make your entries “primetime worthy”. Life at it’s best is simple, and what goes on doesn’t matter much– it’s the fact that you’re happy and content that counts. : )

Dibrom

A penis can float?? THAT’S AWESOME!!

deliberate disguises

Penises float? This is a fact I… Never knew.

I don’t think you’ve gotten boring. But even if you had, who cares? It’s not about the audience.

poetess86

The note you left me and the fact that I learned that a penis can float….just made my whole day. I am Jill’s nipple and her amusement. Fight Club r0xors

Phedre

RYN: Yes. I actually have a therapist that I see on a fairly regular basis. I enjoy therapy very much.

RYN: It’s not legal to drink unless you’re 21. People get away with it at home if their parents are OK with it, ’cause it’s not like we have cameras spying on every home or anything, but they’re not supposed to serve you at a bar unless you’re 21.

burn it blue.

I want a bath now.Thanks.[Small bath tubs and fat chicks DO NOT mix well.]And it’s not the topic you’re writing about, it’s how you write it.And Timmy, you rock.So shut up, and write some more.(:

I need to take a bath with Brad so I can watch his penis float. 🙂 And as far as being boring… I don’t think any of us lead particularly exciting lives. It’s the way that its written that makes the difference. I enjoy reading you… I usually crack at least ONE smile during the course of an entry.

ryn: thats true a lot of people do change things. But this one will be with you forever (smiles)

One Angry Dwarf

January 25, 2005

I don’t see why reduction of sexual pleasure for males is so encouraged in this society. I didn’t realize that it WAS encouraged. I assumed that’s viewed as a negative side-effect of circumcision, not a positive one. And I wasn’t supporting it by any means.

Lady Katherine

David’s penis floats. My boobs float. Cumtwatbanger

baths are lovely. turn the water off and just feel yourself float. I would really like to experience a few hours in a sensort deprivation chamber. That would be quite pleasant. That would be an awful way to die, however. So morbid am I, at every step. Oy.

Now that I think about it, I’m not really that morbid. I’m just frank about the grotesque, and the thought sprang to mind about locking oneself in a sensory deprivation chamber in a futuristic world. A whole storyline is still unfolding in my brain. Whole characters are springing up, and not just the unfortunate dead guy. It’s pretty fascinating. Hmm. Tanken rocks.

You know, hysterectomies prevent uterine cancer. What about hacking off your breasts? You have a point there. I guess the reason circumcision seems less insane is because it has become widely accepted in our culture. (Just proving that what’s considered sane is based upon what’s considered normal.)

Basically, your opinion on circumcision was what I was looking for. Pretty much everyone seems to avoid having an opinion on the subject, making me assume it must not really be an issue. One question: If there isn’t any proof of the health benefits of circumcision, why has it become mainstream for people to do this? (For non-religious reasons, I mean.)

Scorpio Frost

I haven’t had a bath in so long. I’m unmotivated due to the fact that my sister incessantly insists on destroying the bathroom whenever I clean it…and leaving lovely gobs of weave glue all over the tub and shower curtain. *sigh* It doesn’t even feel like my bathroom anymore. No way in hell I’m using my mom’s. Tra la. I wish I had one of those stand alone tubs with the claw feet.

Pilgrim

you lost me at “penises float”

1angrylilgrl

January 26, 2005

Most writers need some form of feedback to know how they’re doing. I can’t read minds i thought that my last entry was once finished particularly interesting, but how u noted back didnt give me much confidence *not saying this in a negative way* btw i didnt know pen*s floated.

lovely entry