A Conclusion.
I’m past my sexual prime. I’m waiting for my penis to fall off.
I’m past my sexual prime. I’m waiting for my penis to fall off.
Don't have a membership? Sign up.
If you had a diary on old Open Diary, you must go through the reclaim process before you can log in. Reclaim your diary.
That would be so boring.
Warning Comment
I mean, I’d die if my penis fell off.
Warning Comment
You dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass you dumbass. I love it.
Warning Comment
THE ANTS! OH GOD THE ANTS!!!!
Warning Comment
you are not past your sexual prime…you’re like right in the middle to end. I mean…really, now.S*J
Warning Comment
you hit your sexual prime and only kissed three girls?? come on timmy i think we know you better than that 😉 youre just getting started im sure. and if your penis falls of, can i have it?? im sick of boys.
Warning Comment
fuck you!!! im on my laptop at three fifteen in the middle of my house and i click on your OD contents page and it starts yelling “dumbass!” at me!! bah! it took me like five dumbasses to figure out how to mute the thing. so here is a big NYAH for contents pages that talk :-p***
Warning Comment
and why won’t OD let us say fuck???? so much for freedom of speech. first amendment what? fuckity fuck fuck fuckity. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DM??? ooh I’m going to get my ass deleted…. shitdamn.
Warning Comment
Does that mean you’re Sexually secondary? Or Tertiary?
Warning Comment
Your dick gets bigger after you pass your prime. —
Warning Comment
You just can’t get it hard anymore. (Just kidding!) —
Warning Comment
By the way, I’ve just noticed the quote. It should all be in Capitals with a picture of a naked chick on a Harley. Goethe Doesn’t abbreviate. Each Letter is as important, No more important than the others. No. as important.
Warning Comment
Where do you get that silly conclusion? Hope for your sake it dosen’t fall off.
Warning Comment
You’re only 19 sweetie!!!! Trust me…..you haven’t reached your sexual prime yet!! The older you get the more experimenting you do, now those are good times 🙂
Warning Comment
Actually it is said that a man’s sexual prime is in his early 20’s, and the woman’s sexual prime is in the early 30’s. That’s mother nature for you.
Warning Comment
at least it doesn’t hurt…like it does 6 months later when your balls shrivel up.
Warning Comment
Warning Comment
HTML IS easy, but not when you want to do something, and you’re not sure where to find the info on how to do it. If you can’t find information out of it, its not like you can just pull it out of your ass, you know.
Warning Comment
Silly question, but what’s a Sybok? The name’s so familiar…
Warning Comment
And no. Aimee wouldn’t make a very good housewife.
Warning Comment
You can’t be past your sexual prime. 🙂 And if you were, and your penis fell off, could I put it in a jar? lol I think that would be creepy. Then we could send it to Pandora. lol
Warning Comment
I got a note from Timmy? THE Timmy? ButtBomb Timmy? What an honor. And it your penis falls off, do you suppose it will grow back like a lizard’s tail?
Warning Comment
hahaha
Warning Comment