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Come to my VAGINA, Timmy. All is well within.

Well. Maybe not ‘all.’ But it’s nice and cozy! Huh? Huh? *jabs*

Hmm. When I try to change my font on your diary it comes out looking like a strange combination of whatever I changed it to, and whatever your font is. Or maybe it’s just my weird puter.

Oh come on. Don’t make me sing “I’m a little teapot.”

December 1, 2005

Bitches and HOES!

December 1, 2005

Fornication.

December 1, 2005

I have a pump.

December 1, 2005

*sings along to Led Zepplin*