What Is Something You Just Can’t Do?!

I’m 58 and can’t use a trampoline!

I’d love to do it properly! I even bought a circular £5.00 one from a charity shop, set it up at home and OMG I can’t do it!

My boobs gave me black eyes, a broken nose and a split lip!

Bum went flying out the window!

And I dread to think what my guts did!