True But Funny Work Experience!

Some years ago I worked on the buses as a route learner.

We had a couple get on, male and female, in their 20s. They were both Goths and wearing big thick black leather coats down to their ankles, thick black ”Frankenstein” boots, very thick black and white  make-up, chains all over their body and in their clothes, studded collars etc.

Ever such a nice couple, very polite and friendly, sometimes they’d get on with their little doggy that they both absolutely loved, and he loved her to dominate him!

They’d walk around in public and on the buses with her having a long chain dog lead attached to her hubby’s collar.

When they were about to sit down on the bus she’d say SIT! And he very obediently did as she ordered!

If he started fidgeting she’d say ”stop fidgeting or I won’t give you a nice Boneo later and you’ll have to sleep in the kennel tonight!”

I’d say to their dog ”little doggy, do you think daddy should sleep in your kennel tonight? Has he been a good boy?!”

The couple would crease up laughing!