Flush the bog after use! I really don’t want to see your poo, period, sick or anything else because you don’t have the intelligence to know what the flusher is for!

I know that, as a woman, we accidentally leak wee or period when sitting on the seat doing our business, but please WIPE IT UP when you’ve finished! Don’t leave it for the next user to do it! If someone has swiped the loo roll and you don’t have any tissues, use your sleeve or a carrier bag or something!

Flush down the loo roll you’ve used, instead of just leaving it there, gunging in the bowl like a dead octopus!

Flush after use! Why should I or any other woman, or cleaner, have to flush it for you?!

And, please don’t leave sheets of dirty wet screwed up bog roll all over the bog and floor! As a former cleaner for various businesses, there have been several times when I’ve come dangerously close to committing murder… !