Rock out with your Cop Out

Ok, I know its a cop out, but I have not the time to write in here!

So!!! Here’s a survey. I know ya’ll hate readin’ them, but I tried to be at least funny with most of the answers.

It took me a week to fill it out!! If that tells you how CRAZY busy life has been… we’re moving in 3 days. WHOO HOO!!

Let’s start out with love

Is REAL love indescribable? Oh, sure, why not? What’s the real point in describing it, anyway? Everyone believes they’ve been in love lots before they actually do… if they ever do.

Have you ever been in love? I’ve been “in love” lots, but I’ve “loved” scarce.

What feelings do you get when you know you love someone? All of them, then sometimes, none of them. But it takes work.

Ever get sick to your stomach because you love someone so much? No, what kind of dumb question is that? I wouldn’t get sick b/c I love them. Maybe I would b/c something else happened INVOLVING that person or B/C of that person, but not Because I Love Them “So Much”.  I can tell this was written by a 15 yr old.

Describe in 3-5 words what your description of love is? See question above the question above this question, etc.

Is love sometimes misunderstood for care? No, Love is sometimes (most of the time) mis-defined. You can’t have one without the other, but they two are not the same.

If you could make someone fall in love with you, who would it be? No one.

If love was a potion what ingredients would it compose of? Probably… oh this question is too stupid to answer.

Do you tend to enjoy the game of getting someone to love you back? If you’re playing games, you don’t love them.

What age were you when you had your first kiss? Let’s see… 11?

Is love worth dying for? Anything is worth dying for.

Is love worth losing everything you currently own? Sure, why not? It’s just stuff.

Is love always enough in a relationship? Ha. No.

What item you own do you love the most? Joe. 🙂

Is the love for your pets same as the love for your family? No.

A food you love? Oh, you know … food.

Someone you love for making life so much easier? Joe. And Food.

HATE!!!

Would life be better or easier if we were all emotionless? It is easier (I speak from experience) but it’s not better.

Is black the never ending color of hate? Well, isn’t this an interesting question, emo kid? No, it isn’t an interesting question! You are stupid. And I hate you, and your black.

A law you hate? Most of them b/c they are a joke.

Someone that makes you sick? That guy down the hall with salmonella… or, if I get to close to him, he WILL make me sick. You know, like… ill… with salmonella… shut up.

A food you HATE? Not a big fan of cooked spinach. Issues with texture. Oh yeah, and Liver… Vom!

Do you sometimes hate the ones you love the most? Yes. And I fully believe that’s totally normal.

The argument you hated having the most? Anything to do with sex or my emotional distance. 🙂

Something about life that you hate? Materialism. Not my own, the rest of the world’s.

A movie you hate? Any of the stupid sports movies with Will Farrell. I think the man’s a genius but those movies are D.U.M.B. 🙂

A band you wish would just SHUT UP? Linkin Park.

A vegetable you hate? There really aren’t any. I will eat almost any veg as long as it’s cooked (or not) right.

Something a family member gives you on the holidays that you hate? I wish I could say fruit cake. I wish people gave me fruit cake to hate.

Something your bf/gf does that drives you crazy? Oh you know… everything. That’s what love’s about. 🙂

Something a family member does that drives you crazy? Still Breathes. 🙁

Special events in your life

The happiest moment of your life? Three way tie with the birth of my 3 gorgeous, genius children.

The funniest thing that happened to you with your friends? Good god, that’s a vague question.

The nicest thing someone has ever said to you? “I don’t know what it is about you, I mean, you’re not a beauty queen or anything, but there is something about you. It makes men want to f*ck you.”
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> The best date you’ve been on – describe it? I don’t really go on dates.

Your best/funnest birthday – What happened? Don’t really do birthdays. Birthdays tend to be a “surprise me” holiday and people don’t ever really try to surprise me. 🙁 *shrug*

The best gift someone has ever given you? A second (and 3rd and 4th and 1000th) chance.

A time you laughed so hard you peed your pants – what happened? It wasn’t b/c I was laughing. I was 8 months pregnant and sneezed. Don’t laugh, it’ll happen to you one day, too.

One of the best memories you have of a loved one? I have so many fantastic memories. I couldn’t possibly pick just one to share.

Best vacation with family? Hmm… maybe Louisville with Mom and brothers and my 2 oldest. We all SQUEEZED into my little Mazda (brothers rode sticking out of the trunk with the seat folded down) and drove the whole way just to stay in a hotel and watch the 7th season of Buffy. Oh wait, we swam in the hotel pool for like 30 minutes. The rest of the 3 days was spent watching TV and playing vid games. It rocked.

The Nasty Tards

Do you get migraines? Nah, not really. I’ve had my share of horrible headaches, but I wouldn’t classify them as migraines.

Do you get acne? “Man, you got some bad zits.”

Ever been pregnant when you didn’t want to be? HAHAHAHAH. Or… no.

Have you ever been trapped in an elevator? No, wouldn’t that suck?

Ever accidentally caught something on fire in your home? Hmm… I wouldn’t say accidentally. LOL. No really, I haven’t.

Has a pet ever ran away – did you find them? Tiger got brave once… and then a raccoon killed him. L I miss Tiger.

Ever watched a loved one die before your eyes? yes.

Ever had a parent walk in on you and your someone doing something naughty? Well, walked in… yeah, but the worst is “I’m done, I’m done!” Damnit mom.

Your most embarrassing moment? I tend to stay VEERRRYY far away from embarrassing moments. Not a fan of being laughed at, you know.

Have you ever fell down the stairs? yep.

Ran into a see through door? no.. but I have run into a wooden one.

Slipped on wet floor? yup.

Ever found something disgusting in your fast food? Hair… I think that’s probably it.

Have you ever been diagnosed with something horrible? I’ve been diagnosed with crazy. But, I’m getting a second opinion. Anyone want to weigh in? J

Accidentally slipped gas in public? Oh yeah, who hasn’t? But I’m a very quiet pooter. lol

Your Absolute Bests

Meal you’ve ever made? Oh this one is tough. In case you didn’t know, I’m a hell of a cook. Most people DON’T know that. I’m really creative with food and I throw things together and they always turn out yummy.

Thing you have made for someone? Besides my babies?

Thing you’ve done for someone? Are we being dirty? hehe

Action made to help someone? You mean like, pushed someone out from in front of a bus… cause I’ve never done that.

Advice you’ve given someone? You’d have to ask the people I give advice to. I don’t know if it’s good or not, I just say what seems right at the time.

Advice you’ve received?  “Grow up; it’s not as painful as it looks.”

Picture you’ve drawn? I. Don’t. Draw. I suck mercilessly at it.

Poem you’ve written? The one about the roller coaster. Or maybe Crying. Ask someone else.

Essay you’ve written? I don’t really do essays.

Time you’ve ever spent with anyone? Just about anytime spent with the one’s I love. We always have so much fun.

Party you’ve ever been to? Not a big partier.

Voicemail  Text message you’ve had? “My bed is lonely.”

Phone conversation you’ve had? Joe and I have had some doozies.

Point you’ve proven? I can do this on my own, but I don’t want to.

Sport you played? I’ve played soccer all of once, and I ROCKED it.

Let’s get physical
<br/> Your best physical feature is: My eyes.

A creative word to describe the color of your eyes is Chocolatey.

Your hairs description: Red.

What are you most self conscious about on your body? My stretchmarks. Patently unfair to be scarred even AFTER you have to go through the pain of pregnancy, labor and delivery.

What do you like the most about your body? Prolly my eyes.

What animal do you look most like? A Hooman.

What have you been made fun of for? Being dumb.

Let’s get REAL physical

Would you ever consider sleeping with a celebrity? Depends, but probably.

Have you ever cheated or been cheated on? Yeah. I suck, they suck, we all suck.

Would you consider a one night stand? Not anymore.

Are you straight, gay or bisexual? —— Yeah, I like boys. (and I’m a girl) you do the math (or something.)

Are you a virgin? Maybe, why?

If you have had sex, where was the craziest/stillest place you’ve done it? Not done a lot of crazy places, but I lost my virginity on a park bench. See, to me, that just sounds sad, not exciting. *shrug*

If your a virgin where do you want your first time to be? This is N/A but I wanted to mention that if I could change it…I would.

Should sex be all about emotion and passion? It should be about what both parties are prepared for it to be about. If you don’t follow that, I’m sorry. J

Does the person have to love you for you to get in their pants? Once upon a time…? No.

Sex only after marriage? For me, nah. For me kids, please!

Fantasy’s/ fetishes/something romantic involving sex you wish for? How about any at all…? I’d just like to get some. 🙂

How many

Cookies could you eat at once? Not very many.. maybe like 6.

Pickles have you eaten at once? Only one or two, too much salt.

Times do you clean your room a year? Ha. I shoot for once a week, probably make it once a month.

Times do you pee during the night? None when I’m not preggers.

Times a week it is necessary to clean the house? We clean off and on all week and then do a deep clean on Sundays.

You bathe your pets in a year? Don’t have no pets.

You brush your teeth a day? Once or twice.

Meals you eat a day? 2.

Approximate pounds of chocolate you’ve consumed in your life? 853218961563358574632466321198lbs.

Classes have you failed: I am no longer a juvenile. But a lot.

Times do you cry a week? Ooh, rarely, I’m not much a cryer.

Jeans that you own? That fit? 2.

Money in your wallet? 0. But I have 2 bucks in my pocket.

Birthmarks do you have? Ha!! None, technically, but I am chocolate-chipped.

Times have you dyed your hair? Countless.

Years you wish you could go back in time? I don’t want to go back in time.

Hours of TV do you watch a day? One or two.

Times do you watch the news a week? Every morning.

Sodas do you consume in a day? Ha! < 1 I rarely ever drink Soda anymore.

Sheep do you want on your farm? A million.

Pets do you have? 0

Do you believe in (or support)

Ghosts? I believe they exist.

Aliens? Somewhat…  to an extent.

Sex without emotional attachment? It happens, but it’s not nice, truly.

Abortion? Personally, no. Politically, yes.

Our president? Nope, I don’t believe in him. He doesn’t actually exist.

Superstitions? Yup.

Botox? Nah, wrinkles happen. Get over it.

Plastic surgery? Yeah, why not. Just for the few things that exercise can’t ev

er fix.

Politics? I believe in Politics; they DO exist.

Religion? I believe that Religions DO exist, yes.

The bible? I believe the Bible exists.

Yourself? Eh, it comes and goes.

Marriage? Yeah, I plan on involving myself in it soon.

Divorce?  I’d rather not ever find out first hand how it is, but I can see some reasons (extreme ones) where Divorce is the only option… other than that, I think most people use it out of laziness.

IF IF IF

If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be? Kate Hudson. She just looks like she has SO much fun, all the time!

What would you accomplish as this person? Having fun.

If you could have any car you wanted, what would it be? Hmm… a 1964 ½ Ford Mustang. Nothing TOO specific. J

If you could live anywhere where would it be? Home.

If you could go back to any age, what age would it be? 25

If you were a fruit you’d be… Probably a … Banana.

If you met an alien he’d look like… Tom Jones.

If you could change something about yourself it would be… BOOBS. And the stretch marks, of course.

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for? A home we owned right out, a good job that I loved and that paid well, and the third wish to hold onto just in case I needed it in the future.

If you could give anything to your first love, what would it be? A child.

If you become an animal of your choice after death, what animal would you be? Any kind of bird.

If you could buy any company you wanted, what would it be? Starbucks.

If you were up for sale, your ad description would say? This is a dumb question.

This or that

Your a Cat OR dog person? cat.

Smoothies OR Milkshakes? milkshakes

You’d rather be a Snake OR a turtle? snake

You’d rather watch OR play sports? watch

Shy OR outgoing? 50/50 of both.

Night Owl OR Day Bird? Forced into a daybird.

Chocolate Cake OR Apple Pie? Chocolate pie.

Comedy OR Romance Films? Comedic Romances.

Committed relationships OR Free as a Bird? Committed. It’s harder, but worth it.

Alternative rock OR 70s Disco Music? Alt Rock.

Conservative OR Wild Party Animal? Conservative!

Do you like your mate to be skinny winnie or have a little chunk? I like my men to be a something to put my arms around. Don’t want them to disappear in my own fat. J

Rather get quilled by a porcupine OR stung by a jelly fish? Prolly Porcupine, jelly fishes HURT!

My very favorite

Type of food: You asked this.

Font: Poor Richard

Color: Greens, teals, browns.

Animal: Big cats and teeny dogs.

Place to be: home.

Kiss: Slow.

Beatle: Ladybug

Topic/subject to study: Literature.

Celebrity: Audrey Hepburn

Channel to watch: Depends on the night.

TV show: CSI, House, Ghost Whisperer, CHUCK!!! (oh my I miss chuck)

Type of music: any.

Can you

Put your legs behind your head? Why would I want to?

Do calculus problems? Like… math… uh… no.

Eat gross foods for money? Possibly, how much we talking?

Beat someone up? No, I hate causing pain.

Swim long distances? Nope. I smoke.

Wrestle alligators? Um. No.
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