diary entry i cannot post

Here is the skeleton email that i sent to my sort-of sister-in-law. I have blanked out some stuff and I also did not send the whole email below to my almost-sis, so you are getting the DIARY ENTRY I CANNOT POST…

L-,
I would like to ask your permission to use a pic of MachoDog or of your current dog for blatant commercial use. I have a really creepy job which requires me to post “innocent” blogs on websites and then point out our official website(s) which of course creepily also has/have an agenda. If you don’t mind if I exploit one picture of your dog to perhaps get me in to some construction worker’s heart, then please send me one or give me permission to cut it out of your facebook profile pic. I love you and it is totally ok if you say no. I know I would.
xxx,
13d

ps here are the websites i am working for… only the first one would have your dog pointing to it (indirectly)

http://www.blahblahblahconstruction.com – i am heavily involved on this one, i do all the posting of other’s writing but i edit their stuff and find the pictures and make it pretty. i will be writing for this site soon, so if the author is blahblahblah or administrator, that’s me!
http://www.consumerscienceblah.com – this is mostly me – all the blogs are written by me, but it has lost all sponsors so it is not growing yet.
http://www.stupidconservativeblah.com – this is the big money maker for my boss. he knows that i am a bleeding heart liberal democrat so i don’t have to help out much with this one. i only learn their web strategies so that i can apply them to the other sites i work for.
There are 2 other web sites even less off the ground that i may end up helping with. Oh what a Brave New World this is! (to have such bull sh*t in it!)