he called me baby!

because my diary is so public now, i’ve changed his name to Tosh. 🙂 and his best friend is Marley

Tosh
MY MA IS STILL UP
oops
so now im bored with nothing to do
O
aww poor baby
why is she still up?
tell her i said hi
Tosh
she said she cant sleep
i guess
O
that sucks
Tosh
i think she is just keeping me from playin socom as part of an evil plan
O
muwahahahahahahaha >:)
Tosh
u probly set her up to it
O
all part of my master plan…excellent
i was just told that i was ignorant
Tosh
by who
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Husky
he’s Catholic
i thanked him for his judgement
Tosh
why did he say that
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my status
i think he’s just bitter that jeezuz kept him from getting laid early in life
omg
snap?
lmfao
Tosh
u like that? hehe
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you’re so funny
Amy is a god warrior
Tosh
i wonder what they would think if i started preaching abd quoting the satanic bible
O
lmfao
i doubt they would like it
but who cares
Tosh
hehe
O
i’m just really sick of all the people that i used to know becoming jeezuz freaks
it’s sickening
Tosh
they must be missing something in their lives
but like being queer, keep it to urself
O
i’m missing a lot, but a book and a legend isn’t going to fix that
right
😀
Tosh
when i tell people about rasta and they say its ridiculous i tell them what makes my gods story any less made up than theirs
O
exactly
oh i bet Amy was offended by my addition of “fuckers”
lmfao
Tosh
lol
O
that was what prolly did it
but i use fuckers in all kinds of situations
it’s not a bad word
lmfao
Tosh
ask her why u are not allowed to be offended when they talk about that stuff and ask them if they would be offended if u started talking about jesus being a big phat phoney
O
she’s not going to say anything else tonite
she’s going to tell her god loving husband about me i’m sure
you should watch the god warrior
i’m getting cold, come back over
Tosh
mmmm
O
well we couldn’t do that
not yet anyway
Tosh
oh yeah than nvm
lol
O
🙁
Tosh
sorry
but im so gonna take some meds and sleep in my own bed and ooooooooooo feel so good
hehe
O
you’re so not right
lmfao
Tosh
how am i not right
im gonna sleep so good
O
you wouldn’t spend the nite just to spend the nite?
lol
Tosh
omg yes
i was jokin bout that
O
lmfao
Tosh
ur so comfy i love layin with ya
O
likewise
see i can mess with you as well because you can’t hear me laughing
Tosh
yeah hehe
O
i’ve run out of people to argue with
jeezuz people go to bed too early
Tosh
ummmm well then, fuck tou
you
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give me a couple of days?
Tosh
haha
O
lmfao
Tosh
i was startin an argument
O
didn’t work
Tosh
lol
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i don’t wanna argue with you
Tosh
hehe
i could groan softly in ur ear
O
no thanks, please no thank you
change the subject please 😀
Tosh
mmmmmmmm
😉
O
o.O
you’re so not right
Tosh
ur cute
O
lol, thanks, but i’m not trying
Tosh
thats what nice about it
O
i’m just nerdy me
shrug
lmfao, just call me Fredward
Tosh
groans softly in ur ear while running an hand slowly up ur thigh
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oh don’t even!
Tosh
im REALLY good at that
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you’re evil
Tosh
i could be a cyber porn star
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lmfao
i’ve never done cyber sex
Tosh
plus in here i can say its as big as i wanna say it is
lol
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oh good lord
lmfao
O
did i say thank you for you taking the garbage out?
Tosh
no but its ok no worries
O
my sorry, thank you
Tosh
ur welcome
u can blow me tomorrow
oops did i type thAT
O
you are an ass
lmfao
Tosh
omg
O
feeling a bit frustrated?
Tosh
nah not really i was just horny tonight
O
sorry
Tosh
for?
O
i thought you were just being nice and cuddly
Tosh
i was
i wasnt tryin to get anything
O
oh no, now i know better 😛 lmfao
Tosh
no not like thaT
O
lmfao
you’re so cute
Tosh
thanks
O
but you knew that already
i should know better than to feed the ego lmfao
Tosh
ur funny
O
sometimes
😀
Tosh
well i can still say that i have enjoyed the time we have been spending together very much
i thank you for being so nice and cool with me
O
as have i
Tosh
good
O
why wouldn’t i be? i think you’re awesome, remember Marley even told you i said that
see if i tell him anything anymore
Tosh
hehe
lol
O
but i just hope that you don’t feel like you have to hang out with me, i don’t want you to feel like your obligated
Tosh
ummm im gonna act like u didnt say that ok
hehe
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why?
Tosh
remember i know that i dont have to do shit
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i’m being honest
Tosh
I KNOW
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yeah yeah
Tosh
AND TRUST ME
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hush
Tosh
IF I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING ELSE I WOULD
oops
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hush
lol
Tosh
ur laggon out
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yay caps lock
Tosh
lol
O
i know
it’s because Amy just commented again
Tosh
itheres a fuckin ps3 update
i hate updates
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aww you poor thing
Tosh
my parents went out for dinner so now i dont have anything good to eat
O
i would’ve fed you 🙁
Tosh
i shoulda had some enchiladas when i had the chance
lol
O
yep
i feel bad when you’re here all day and you don’t eat anything
Tosh
dont its the way i am
i wouldnt eat if i was here either
so dont think that
O
ok
i worry about stupid shit too much, lmfao
Tosh
its ok
if thats the only fault i can see for now ur off to a good start
lol
O
shit, am i being graded?
Tosh
well yeah
O
i’m usually really good on tests, but i need to know in advance that it’s a test
Tosh
as i am too im sure
pop quiz and its a skills check
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will there be multiple choice or essays?
Tosh
nope its an oral exam
O
and i haven’t frickin passed that yet?!
i thought i had good oral skills
Tosh
its something that u need to keep qualifying on from time to time
like twice a week
O
lmfao
Tosh
lol
O
well it’s not like i can use my oral skills in the car
Tosh
i know
thats the hands on quiz
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and your rents couch isn’t really a good place for that either
lmfao
Tosh
nope ur right
O
oh ok, well see, i need to know the guidelines of the skills
check
Tosh
hehe
my cat is snoring
O
she’s so cute
i need guidelines and what the grading curve is
also is there a study guide or cliff notes?
Tosh
ummm u will DEFINATELY know when u pass
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lmfao
damn i thought i had
i’ll have to get a bag of suckers
nah, popscicles
Tosh
psh now ur just lying on my behalf
more like a ring pop
O
oh whatever
Tosh
hehe
O
i don’t lie
lmfao, my feet are freezing now
i’m actually starting to shiver
this sucks
Tosh
well go to bed and dont forget ur pillows
O
yeah, they’re still on the couch
i need more pillows
it’s only 12.30 though
Tosh
ur gonna leave em downstairs again i know it
O
nah
i miss the two i leave down here every nite
but i don’t wanna bring down 4 pillows every time i’m down here
Tosh
awwww wee little baby
O
hush
pobrecita
Tosh
hey i will be back im gonna go talk with these guys and decide if im gonna play
O
lmfao
ok
i may not be here
so pretty dreams in advance
Tosh
u too baby
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