Eavesdropping and a little DND

Standard warning for anyone wandering in from FOD’s front page, or on a random search. DND means “Do Not Disturb” and means that some of what is coming up is rather steamy and not intended for young or easily offended eyeballs. Leave now before you get any smutty ideas. If you’re not easily offended, by all means, come on in and sit down. Beloved readers, enjoy.

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“The gardens are quite extensive.” Ranid’s voice was now close enough to hear.

“Yes, they are,” said Yummy. “And the hedges make them seem even moreso. All the winding walkways give the illusion of great space, and the places like this, where there is room to stretch out and picnic or engage in whatever pleasurable activity comes to mind, add to the illusion.”

Sunshine pressed her mouth against Torin’s shoulder. He felt the vibration of suppressed laughter in her body and his arm hugged her even closer. Someone in Yummy’s party carried a torch that lit the clearing beyond the tree. The flickering light made even deeper shadows under the low branches, which helped conceal the couple. At the same time, it allowed them to see out quite clearly between the leaves.

Yummy took Ranid by the hand and led him to a stone bench. They sat with their knees lightly touching. The servant with the torch stood near the entrance, his back turned to the people within.

“Will Rojer and, em, Usha be joining us, do you think?” asked Ranid. He cleared his throat and glanced about.

“Oh, I don’t think so,” said Yummy. She put her hand on his thigh. “Do you really want company?”

Torin raised his eyebrows and looked down at Sunshine. Her eyes were wide as she gazed through the screening leaves at the scene before them. She glanced at him and shrugged. He smiled. His fingers touched her chin, turning her face toward him for a soft kiss. She parted her lips and the kiss became deeper and more demanding. He drew back, leaving one more touch of his lips on hers. They turned back to the pair outside.

A stirring in Ranid’s trousers told clearly the effect Yummy’s touch had on him. He cleared his throat again. “No, no, not, em, not really.” He giggled and gave a furtive look around. “You’re sure we’re safe here? I wouldn’t want my, em, you know, Sunshine and Torin to walk in on us.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about them,” said Yummy. Her hand trailed up and down his inner thigh. “Waler will keep anyone who wanders by from coming in. Besides, I’m sure Torin is taking good care of Sunshine.”

Sunshine nodded and laid her head against his chest for a brief moment. His hand cupped her breast and teased the nipple into a hard bud. She dropped her hand to his leg, stroking up to cup and caress him. His response was immediate and her fingers closed around his erection. He ran his hand down her belly and explored the soft warmth between her thighs. She sighed, moving her hips in slow circles.

He lay back in the moss and drew her to him. Her eyes almost glowed in the filtered light, and a wide and mischievous smile touched her lips. Outside, Ranid squeaked.

“There, isn’t that better?” Yummy’s voice held a note of amusement. “The poor thing was stifling in there. Doesn’t the night air feel good on it?”

“Oh yes.” Ranid sounded half-strangled. “And your hand. Oh! Oh gods!” He groaned suddenly.

Sunshine lowered herself and Torin had to fight down a groan of his own as he sank into her depths. He held her hips and lifted to her. The pleasures of their own love-making did not keep them from being aware of the voices beyond their haven.

“There now,” said Yummy. Torin heard the laughter tucked beneath the words and knew that Ranid would hear only the sympathy on the surface. “Didn’t that feel nice?”

“Oh, oh yes. Yes, it did.” Ranid panted between the words. “I wasn’t expecting–and well, I’ve only had Sunshine for the past few years. Well, except for the occasional harlot, and, oh gods, that was very nice.” His voice took on a wistful tone. “I don’t suppose we could, well, you know.”

“Oh, I think we could manage something,” said Yummy. “But perhaps it would be better inside on a nice big bed. Would you like to try several girls at once?”

Ranid made a choked sound and Torin almost loosed a shout of laughter. Instead, he pulled Sunshine closer and pressed his face to her neck. Silent laughter rocked them both. The voices moved away. Evidently Yummy was taking Ranid back to the House. The torchlight faded away.

When they thought it was safe, they gave voice to the laughter they had suppressed. They clung to each other, snorking and giggling, never breaking their deep connection. Their bodies continued the timeless rhythm, and the climax rolled over them while they were still consumed with laughter. Shudders of pleasure mingled with the gales of good humour and left them breathless.

Sunshine lay in Torin’s arms afterward, smiling against his chest. “I hope he enjoys himself,” she said.

“I’m sure he will. He had better. I promised a large bonus to Yummy’s staff to make sure he and Rojer were well-entertained. Good thing, too. I can’t imagine many women being seduced by a man whose crossbow fires off its ammunition so precipitously.”

Sunshine giggled. “Now you know what it’s like for me. It always seems to be over before I realize it’s begun.”

Torin shook his head. “That’s just sad.” He kissed her and sat up. “Let’s get dressed and go back inside. I want to show you more of the House and its pleasures before we retire to my room for the night. And I promise not to be done before you have a chance to enjoy yourself.”

She laughed. “I don’t need such a promise from you, beloved. You’ve not let me down yet.” She pulled her dress on and Torin helped to rearrange it and tie the sash properly. “You do that awfully well for not being able to see much.”

He kissed her. “Practice, dearest Sunshine. Many of the women here wear similar gowns and you know I don’t keep to my rooms when I’m here alone.” He slipped into his own clothes and felt around until he had tracked down their sandals. They crept out from their hiding place and went out onto the paths again, a pair of friends out for a casual stroll.