Dear overly-narrative classmate

 Is it really necessary for you to announce to the entire class and/or surrounding area that you’re not leaving your lunchbox at your seat? Why is it vitally important for us to know that you had chicken for dinner because you’re trying to lose weight? Is it that you’re so narcissistic that you believe we give a shit about your daily activities? Do you think public life is like facebook and announcing your activities of everyday life is normal? Or is it that you are overcompensating and pretending you’re important because you’re a loud, obnoxious fatass and have no self-esteem whatsoever? My guess is the latter. I used to find your plump, loud, boisterous demeanor endearing. Now I just find it incredibly annoying. I would appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up so I can pay attention to the information being presented in this class for which I paid $135 extra. And might I add, YOU paid $135 extra for the class, too. So SHUT THE FUCK UP. KK? Thx. Bai!