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Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Comes Home
Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue
Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper and Reading Material While On The Toilet
Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub
Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was and Begins To Growl
Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree
Dustin Hoffman’s Children Enter The Bathroom
Dustin Hoffman’s Children Don’t Enter The Bathroom

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April 11, 2018

Almost drink time, but these are song titles from an Of Montreal album, not lyrics.