then back seat.

So I helped Lara move last night after work. We wound up going to her fathers house in Scranton, where we had to take her bed apart, bring it down to the van, and realized it would be easier to get all the pieces in if we took the back seat out of the van. FYI, I don’t have the back back seat, only the little middle back seat anyway, but we still took that one out, too. Anyway. Then we brought down a few night tables, a love seat, some blankets, clothes, movies, books, etc. Her brother didn’t think it would all fit in there, PROVED HIM WRONG! haha. Thennnn her boyfriend Jack called and he was at the bar with Lara’s other brother Chris. Well Lara doesn;t trust Chris because he’s been trying to break them up since they sarted dating so she asked me if I could pick Jack up and he could help us move shit up to the apartment.

So off to Moosic to pick up Jack. With the 9 billion pounds of shit in the back of my van. And no back seat. So I have no idea how 3 people are goign to fit in there. Well we get to O’Malleys [the bar] and Jack tells us "guys I’m really really sorry but Chris has to come with us. I can’t leave him here." Of course he has to sit in the front so Lara and Jack can sit together in the back. Which I still don’t understand how they did with all that shit in there. Now I’ve got 4 people and 9 billion pounds in my car. So we start back to Olyphant to start unloading shit and I find out why we couldn’t leave Chris there alone… Because he’s tripping his god damned face off. For the first time ever, too. I felt like in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle when they’re with Neil Patrick Harris. Also, Chris looks a lot like NPH. It was hilarious for the most part haha. He stared at the grates on the radiators at Lara’s for like an hour, haha. While we were in the car, I was almost waiting for him to like start licking things or feeling the different textures in the van haha.

After everything as unloaded we decided to take Chris back home because he was just babbling to himself anyway. Then we went and picked up my back seat.

When we got back to Lara’s we decided to have a threesome. It was fun. It was better than the others I’ve had with Lara because Jack was actually really into it. With the others Lara and I were both  into it, but the guys were always a little weird about like touching the one they weren’t dating, haha. Not Jack. It was really good. My tongue hurts haha.

As I wrote about my threesome, She’s Too Young is on my tv, I love Lifetime haha.

I guess I should go do the dishes before I have to go to work. Ughhhh.

I love you all.