Freewhell Burning

So this is it.  Tomorrow is my last day at work.  I know from events of today that Sow does acknowledge my situation, does take me seriously.  I had feared that she was going to try and pull something ridiculous.  She did come to my store today instead of tomorrow though, which to me makes very little sense.  But whatever, it’s as good as over.  I wonder how long it’ll take for me to forget how to use the POS terminal (cash register), to forget all the coupon codes and tricks of the trade I’ve used over the last three years and change to keep our customers satisfied.  I wonder if I’ll realize when it happens? 

So here’s some more stuff to look at… I still wish I had a better means of conveying these than just snapping a picture with my shitty webcam.  I suppose that technically I do have such a thing available to me; there is a scanner in the other room.  I just have to decide it’s worth going in there to use it.  Until I do, we’ll just make do with blurry pictures and weird shadows from my being in my own light when I hold these pictures up to my monitor.  Welcome the "Aberzombie."

Again, my apologies for the poor picture quality.  As you can see, this one may be quite a bit more decomposed than the other one (who I’ve just nicknamed "Klevin." I probably won’t remember that though.) He has no lips to speak of, his eyes are much more sunken, most of his hair has fallen out, and for good measure he only has half a nose, revealing the bone and um… nose hole?… underneath.  Seriously, anybody out there got an anatomy book handy?  What do you call the nose hole in a human skull?  People name everything, I know it has a name.  Anyway, I drew this guy on a sheet of copy paper from the laser printer at work Tuesday night.  So I guess, in a way, I’m actually going to get paid to draw.  Awesome!