Oh No She Didn’t

The long day is nearly at an end
Dragging my tired ass around for the last 13 hours
And still managing to look good doing it
(A shirt and tie does wonders for a man)
 
Headed for the door
My hands are over full
Backpack on my arm with a much needed drink in my hand,
Briefcase in the other, classy as hell if you wanna know the truth
But I can’t open the door
 
Thankfully, a woman is coming through
“Can I get that for you?”
“Oh, yes. Thank you.
Evolution hasn’t given mankind a 3rd arm yet,
I think we could all use one.”
 
“Oh, it’s no problem.
I had foot surgery in July
So I have plenty of sympathy
For people who struggle to walk…”
 
…”I’m just carrying a lot of stuff today.”

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October 7, 2010

yup. I get that all the time. just the other day a lady told me she was amazed at my ability to carry my mail up to my apartment. She called it inspiring. Ugh. *rolls eyes at society* I need “sympathy” like I need a slap upside the head. Sigh silly people. Have a good night.

October 7, 2010

yup. I get that all the time. just the other day a lady told me she was amazed at my ability to carry my mail up to my apartment. She called it inspiring. Ugh. *rolls eyes at society* I need “sympathy” like I need a slap upside the head. Sigh silly people. Have a good night.

October 7, 2010

yup. I get that all the time. just the other day a lady told me she was amazed at my ability to carry my mail up to my apartment. She called it inspiring. Ugh. *rolls eyes at society* I need “sympathy” like I need a slap upside the head. Sigh silly people. Have a good night.

October 8, 2010

Good lord..some people..

October 8, 2010

Good lord..some people..

October 8, 2010

Good lord..some people..

November 22, 2010

Sounds like an interesting interaction 🙂 As always,

November 22, 2010

Sounds like an interesting interaction 🙂 As always,

November 22, 2010

Sounds like an interesting interaction 🙂 As always,

Obviously, Mr. Lefthanded-Poet, that lovely lady was superficial. Things happen for a reason – even if you don’t know what the reason is right away. Jess

Obviously, Mr. Lefthanded-Poet, that lovely lady was superficial. Things happen for a reason – even if you don’t know what the reason is right away. Jess

Obviously, Mr. Lefthanded-Poet, that lovely lady was superficial. Things happen for a reason – even if you don’t know what the reason is right away. Jess

March 23, 2011

Just read your previous entry. I’ve been writing poetry too now also since 2001. I too enjoy going back through my writings and gauge how much I’ve grown as a writer of poetry. Keep up the great work. Here’s to your poetry with a raised glass for 10 years. Take care.

March 23, 2011

Just read your previous entry. I’ve been writing poetry too now also since 2001. I too enjoy going back through my writings and gauge how much I’ve grown as a writer of poetry. Keep up the great work. Here’s to your poetry with a raised glass for 10 years. Take care.

March 23, 2011

Just read your previous entry. I’ve been writing poetry too now also since 2001. I too enjoy going back through my writings and gauge how much I’ve grown as a writer of poetry. Keep up the great work. Here’s to your poetry with a raised glass for 10 years. Take care.

September 27, 2011

I really like this and how you worded everything was very nice… 🙂

September 27, 2011

I really like this and how you worded everything was very nice… 🙂

September 27, 2011

I really like this and how you worded everything was very nice… 🙂