Mr. Itsnotaboutme

There are times when eloquence doesn’t cut it
There is nothing so funny as seeing a bunch of hungover women dressed up as superheroes
falling off their heels, at 11am
How do you think wifebeaters got their name…

I buy almost everything online
Why step into a store anymore?
Ebay Rookie of the year, king of the Amazon rainforest
Call me frivolous?
Things I don’t need?
I’m in charge
The light brigade has nothing on me

Ego is a megamall
I’m so full of me, there’s no room for you
Get used to me
Cuz I’m not going anywhere

When the world comes to an end
I don’t need a seat on the rocket headed for the sun
But I will take the last oxygen tank
Just before the sun explodes
What? There’s not enough for both of us?
Ok, we’ll flip for it
And while you’re flipping the coin I’ll take the mask (sucker)