You Want what?

Can I just ask?  WHAT THE FUCK?

I just had a guy come to the door and ask for his catalouge back.  I said "What?" and he said he was here to collect any orders and take his catalogue back.  what?  Apparetnly he put a catalogue in my mail slot earlier in the week that sold make-up or jewelry or tupperware or something.  I found it and filed it with all the other junk mail I get during the week.  I told him I had no orders and the catalogue went in the recycling bin.  He got pissed!

What?  do I get this?  You put a catalogue thru my mail slot and I’m supposed to order AND give you the catalogue back? 

I don’t get this place sometimes.