What A Weekend…

Yeah…it was a fucking circus this weekend. Let’s see…the highlights of my weekend were…oh yeah…I got bit!! Some chick was harrassing the DJ…so I asked her nicely to leave and the bitch ignored me. So I asked her nicely again and she is still ignoring me…so with that I motioned her to the dance floor so I could get her to the front door..all of a sudden she turns around and clamps onto my chest like a rabid pitbull. I let out a scream so loud the DJ heard it over the music..I got my hand over her face and smoked her once…all of a sudden other doormen were there and we got her moving to the front door. I asked if she was going to apologize to me but she claimed she didnt know what was going on and said she didnt do anything..I was livid. (note at this time I was yelling at her..that fuckin hurt bein chomped like that.) So we called the cops and held her til they got there..then I had to fill out a statement…I’m filing an assault charge on her for biting..dumb fuck that chick. I gave her a chance to apologize to me and she didnt say a word..too bad for her. I spent a long time at the hospital after work waiting to get checked…I wasnt impressed. Being bit like that is disgusting..I dont know whos dick she sucked or anything like that. She could have some wicked disease…I’m gonna go see a doctor tomorrow and get checked again..get tested and see whats up. What else..ah yeah..almost got into a fight at work…some guy pushed his girlfriend into the wall and we asked him to leave. Then he tries to be a tough guy..he pushes my partner and we pushed him out the door…he tried to come back in and we pushed him out again. Then he motions to punch at me..I punched him with a nice left jab to his nose. He motions to hit me again and I punched him again and bloodied his face. Then he tried to go at my partner and I punched him yet again and I heard a crack..I think I may have broken his nose with that one. Then he comes at me again and I punched him again…this time he backed away and we told him to go home. He was mouthing off and such..sayin I hit like a girl and stuff..but the bloody nose says different. What a weekend…I need a holiday. 🙂 This ends here..I will return soon…Basta.

The Capo