So

So I said I’d try to write a little more often.

So write. Write what?  Whrite whatever the hell I feel like writing I guess.

I let this fucking retard beat the shit out of me at poker for most of the night  on Saturday. I almost creamed my pants when he suggested upping the stakes at the table. I was seriously going to sugest it the next time it was my deal, I had figured out 2 of this goofs tells ( give aways ) in the previous hour of me not getting any cards and watching him. This moron makes a stupid dog sound when he gets dealt "King / 9" of any suit. I was down  $25.00 for the evening when I heard that stupid "wuf" . I had  $75 sitting in front of me And was dealt ( King / King ) . The flop was ( King / 9 / 3 ). 2 People got to bet by the time it came to my turn. It was perfect I went all in. Idiot boy was almost at the point of running arround and sticking his nose in peoples crotches ….The dog sounds were blatent…the rest of the table was clueless…a few of them were joining in ….Fucking place sounded like a kennel. Everyone at the table called, 6 players $450.00 pot . Next card ( 7 ) ..I was giddy when everyone checked over to Rover and true to form he pushed all in forcing the rest of the players to fold. He got all excited and jumped up and spewed some stupid remark about how once again he he kicked my ass and low and behold flips over his cards King / 9. " Ouch." " This is going to hurt " and I flipped over my 2 Kings…..The table exploded with laughter … He sat back down with a thud. I said i was going to sit out the next hand or 2 to go burn one and as I’m wlking out of the room I hear him shoot his mouth off that I got shit lucky. I wanted to stand on his throat , but instead I and a few others at the party went and got high. As I sit down and I make a small entrence speech " Ladies and Gentlemen, the chip leader is sitting back into the game" " Some say it was luck. " I look at rover. " lets rejoin the action and find out."  ( of course this was done in my best Howard Cosell voice ….which sucks by the way ….sounds more like Christopher Walkin )  We’re playing with $5 and $10 blinds and about a hour goes by. " Wuf. "  I hadn’t looked at my cards yet . Peeky peeky all sneeky sneeky and I find that I have Jack /10 of hearts. Rover raised it to $25. Everyone calls . 6 players…$150 . The flop was  ….Well it was fucking beautiful is what it was Ace / 8 / 9 ….All hearts …I flopped a fucking flush and possible Straight flush if the 7 of hearts decideds to come out and play.  the first player bet $15 and everyone called . pot to $240.00  Next card was 9 of clubs. It was checked to me and I made a hmm haaa bet of $40  Fold , Fold to Rover " That 40 bucks aint enough to buy this pot " "I’m all in $165.00". Fold fold to me ….I smile " I’m feeling lucky …call $165. Just the 2 of us again..$570 pot. He flips over his King / 9 and i flip over my J / 10  ( H ) . Next card 3 of diamonds , next card 7 of spades…I win ….I win …lol Then I hear him …" lucky bastard "

Me. " hey asshole …you make a fucking dog noise everytime you have K / 9 …It’s not luck on my part …It’s stupidity on yours…..As I look back at it I shold have added a " Now shut your fucking trap "  but oh well  I just collected my winning in front of me.

 I ended up going home with  $735.00…I gave My budies wife $50  ( her birthday party ) and ordered a shit load of pizzas and wings later on. I don’t think dog boy is going to play cards with us anymore…lol.oh well he was a fucking mouth breather anyway …Know how to tell a mouth breather form a mile away ???? He’s the jackass in the nascar coat and matching hat , nascar watch , nascar jogging pants when clearly the only thing the fast bastard uses these pants for is sitting on the couch stuufing his fat ass with nachos and $3 a case beer. I gaurentee that somewhere on thier car stuck to one of the windos or bumpers is that fucking redneck rainbow coolition sticker….fucking mouth breathers ** shakes head **

later fockers….not you mouth breathers though ….you all can piss off