rant.

You ( pause ) Fuckers! All of you. And we all know who I’m talking about. Fuckers.

Yeah You. Dip shit with the. " What the fuck ? "Look on your face …You. 

You make me want to puke with your dunking a peanut butter sandwichs into Orange juice thing that you do. And your fucking nagging and bitching about the price of " What ever it is that you think i give a flying fuck about. " I don’t care about it.

I don’t care about alot of things actually. Don’t care about wether or not you think killing Saddam Hussain will help the war in the middle east or not. I do care about the fact that my Neighbors kid lost 4 of the people in his patrol while they were handing out school supplies to small children from a fucking suicide bomber. The fucking animals are blowing up school children….I do care that My bestfriends nephew had his lower right leg blown off by a land mine. What the fuck is wrong with people who care more about some white trash pop princess and the fact that she doesn’t wear panties more than the fact that our troops are involved in a fight with someone who fights dirty…Not kick us in the nuts dirty. Blow up their own children dirty. Does it really matter if they kill Saddam or not…Who the fuck cares?

You fucking people with your getting me all sidetracked with the war shit…Think your all Sneeky Sneeky do ya?Know who esle pisses me off? Assholes with your cell phone with all the modren and hip ring tones….I want  you to pay close close attention to that I’m about to say ….read it a few times actually until it sinks in.

Your phone that plays 100’s if not 1000’s of songs and has all the modern bells and whistles Doesn’t make you any more important. Braggin about a cell phone only makes you one thing. Border line retarded. You might as well just walk arround holding a brick and talking into that you pathetic excuse for a mouth breather. I don’t care about it .

I’ll wait here while you cell phoners re-read that last part.

So where was I? Oh year you slimy fuckers and your Charity drives. I’m tapped the fuck out. Leave me alone. It was just the fucking holidays…the holidays at the end of a very tough year financially for most of the people in this area. Fuck off. I gave what I could give. Leave me the fuck alone. If I don’t recieve another telemarketer call for the next two years …It’ll be too goddamm soon.

Peace and quiet is a highly sought after resorce in my life…The last 2 weeks i have been surrounded constanty by friends and family. This next one goes out to the people I love. Fuck off!. I love you people but leave me the fuck alone for a few days. I’m not used to having people arround all the time. You got to give me a little space.It’s hard. I get all buggy and jumpy. the drive home last night was a blissfull 7.5 hours of me by myself…it took me 4 hours into the trip to turn on the radio 4 hours and thirtyseconds into the trip I was singing along with the radio, but before that I was stressin big time. Much more centered now. but still …please….fuck off…just fuck off.

You cock suckers that are still out golfing right now …Suck my ass…fuckers. You better be out there actually. After kicking your ass constantly all year you could use the practice. Oh yeah i forgot to tell you. The next time we go golfing and you don’t turn your cell phone off. Your going to be the first person on earth with an ass that can play 1000 songs and take pictures. 

feel free to re-read that one too cell phoners.

" Hey penis ! " …**looks down**  " Stop it. "  I’ve let you drive for far too long. I’m getting spread a little too thin. Think maybe it’s time to scale it back a little bit ?…let the brain up stairs  streer  for a bit ?  " Nah ! "  Fuck that . " Lead on Captain My Captain!

You crazy single bitches and your fucking holiday hornyness. I surrender. Your the type of fucker that beats a dead horse aren’t you? Bitches …Love ya’s ladies ** wink wink **  I need to up my Vitamin E intake.

Wow that felt good to get a little bit of shit off my chest . My head has been feeling like an overstuffed junk drawer.  So anyway like I was saying in the above entry …Fuck your selves.

Later fockers.