My take on Day Light Savings Time.

Fuck you day lights saving time…I’m not doing it …3 weeks ealy …Fuck you ….It’s staying for a little while longer…I’m not going to bow to your every whim like a devoted dog.  Yeah yeah yeah ….Save on electricity so we help the enviroment. That’s bullshit! It’s probably some government jackass who just bought stock in fucking "Ray Ban or Oakley sunglasses" …Every fucking day I have the fucking sun in my face on the drive home…I FUCKING HATE DIVING INTO DIRECT SUN LIGHT !!!! I’m seriously thinking about trying out a pair of welding glasses tomorrow. So yeah, move day lights saving ahead 3 weeks….Asshole. I’m still not going to do it …I’m not trimming my pelt ….It’s my winter fucking pelt …It keeps my chest and balls from freezing off as I cross the street back and forth from shop to shop…I don’t care if it’s sunny out longer…it’s still damm chilly. Of course once the warmer weather comes I have no problem trimming the chest and nut sack hairs back …Who the fuck wants to wear an argile sweater in the summer? But for now …the pelt stays …I like the pelt…I look good in a pelt. Pelts are Sexy. Not "Austin Powers" sexy …80’s style" Tom Seleck" sexy ….Come on ladies…you all had a little thing for " Magnum P.I. "  and you damm well know it….** leans back and scratches chest through shirt **

" Ahh Haa Haa Haa! " screw you day lights saving time !

later fockers