Hey Oprah!

Yo Ope’s caught a bit of one of your comercials this week. I have no idea wht the hell you were pitching to the mouth breathers, but I’m sure your masses of estrogen pumpin dip shits ran right out and bought it …Fucking dip shits. **shakes head**  It’s not your followers that I’m lashing out at tonight. I’m coming for you sweet cheeks.

Oprah. Please quit teasing your pets. Your give away shows are pathetic. People get all fucking wet in the shorts hoping that they are lucky enough to be at one of your give away shows.

" Oh my god ! " One mouth breather says to another. " On Oprah this one time , She gave a car to everyone in the audience." " Holy crap !" Exclaimed the other follower " That had to have set her back a fortune."

People. Oprah giving away a car to everyone in the audience sounds all well and dandy but don;t for one second think that it actually cost her anything. Notice they never tell you how much it cost to give away all tose cars….Hmmmm I notice one thing strange…Give or giving is a popular theme today…Thats right sheep. She never bought the cars…the cars never cost her one cent …She got the car company’s to donate them. What it actually cost her was something probably like showing up to an awards ceremony in a limozine made by the company that donated all the cars. The whole thing is gobbled up by the masses once again and they all run out and start to purchace anything with the pink oval Oprah symbol on it. She might as well be a dealer on the corner selling Herione.

C’Mon Oprah. It’s time to stop toying with the masses. Go do what the normal billionaires do …sit back, relax, enjoy it and stay the fuck out of our lives. Oh and can you do me a little favor as you go …Take that fuck nut Tom Cruise with you …he’s still allwoed to make movies…he’s the fucking bomb actor but please keep him the fuck out of the public eye…fucker is as looney as they come. He’s the reasone why people shouldn’t be able to make that much money.

LOL…Fuckers