fuckin mechanics

Now i don’t want to come down on another tradesperson but today …You fucking auto mechanics.

Weeks have gone by…my car can mix a fucking pina colada it shakes so bad…you can’t find the problem…I trust you…you fix a boat load of shit that just happens to NOT be covered by my fucking waranty costing me a few hundred dollars than I can actually afford and what did it get me …the fucking worlds first Grand Prix with Shiastu massage. It got to the point where I decided that I was going to take a look and see if I could find anything. Do I know anything about cars? Not really…put gas in them …change the oil …beat the hell out of them. Thats about it. So i take off the wheel where you told me that problem "wasn’t " coming from. I’ve been telling you from the start that it was coming from the front right wheel. Your reply …"Nope we checked that. " So I take the front wheel off my car  and roll it out of the way ………PLEASE TAKE NOTICE OF HOW MUCH TIME I’VE SPENT LOOKING FOR THE PROBLEM…………….As soon as I pick up the wheel I can feel it’s out of ballance…Badly. I try to roll it and it won’t go over once by itself and settles quickly on one spot. You could actually see the tire wasn’t round. But nope….The porblem wasn’t the front right side of the car. I solved the problem in fifteen minutes. Thats a rough estimate from opening the trunk to retrieve the jack to removing the tire. Also opened one beer and smoked a bit of a J. What took me aprox. 15 minutes would have taken an apprentice about 1 minute.  Cost me hundreds of dollars. 

I put that Fucking stupid lookling donut wheel on my car and drove to the dealership. I asked  to see the shop foreman and the manager  of the dealership. Turns out after inspection of the tire that they did find a leak at the beginning but they fixed it …Well sort of . They put a plug into the hole and whoever did the operation noticed that it still had a leak it the same spot so they added a can or 2 of that stop leak foam shit that you pump into your tires. Every time I took my car in there they noticed a leak in my front tire so they tossed a few more cans of that crap in there for free….To save me some cash it seems. Also there seemed to be a large ammount of water inside my tire. Was Oprah at it again? Are her and that whack job Martha still trying to kill me  or could this all be some sort of head up your ass situation….Turns out the heads were in the asses. The foreman looked embarrassed as hell and he should look that way. The mistake was a fucking joke. The manager and  I had fun in his office. I asked him if they were trying to kill me and if so why? I’m a loyal customer , I bring my car there for tune ups and repairs. I bought my car from them for fucks sake and was planning on buying there again.Why the hell were they trying to kill me ?.

There is a 07 Pontiac grand prix in the Driveway. It’s my loaner until my new tires are put on my car and the windows tinted.The tires are badass.Thats a nice little appology if you ask me .

The best part of the whole deal is the price it would have cost me for the tires. $666.00 before taxes….I’m getting evil tires for my car !….Is that fucking cool or what.

later fuckos