damm favorites!

I was all set to come home from work and litterally beat the keayboard to death while typing out the situation that I just got myself into. But no!!!! one of my favorites on this site beat me to it . I’m sure that anyone reading this right now is going to wonder " What the fuck is this moron talking about?"  Well I’ll tell you what the hell this moron is talking about …Road rage. I know , I know. Road rage is bad…very bad at that if it happens to the wrong person. Did it happen to me today ? nope …Well sort of nope. 

Once again the ride home from work was a jumbled mass of semi trucks trying to get the fuck out of the city. I’m one of the lucky people that works about 5 minutes away from the busiest border crossing in North America…It’s pretty much a 40 minute ride from hell weaving in and out of truck and cars.

 So here I am sitting in my car. Waiting as patiently as i can for an opening to appear so that i can get the hell out of the lane that hasn’t moved in 5 minutes. One of the trucks allows me to cut in front of him and I do the old wave out the window to show my thanks. The speed limit is 60Km/h , I’m doing 15…I’m none to happy about it , but there is nothing that I can do …As I’m moving slowly forward I see the reason whey the outside lane is stopped. A Car with it’s 4-ways flashing and some woman standing in front of her car looking completly flustered. Once I passed her car I pulled into the lane in front of her and then into the parking lot of an empty store about 40 feet from where she is parked …I failed to mention that it’s cold as fuck here right now and snowing. I get out of my car and trot over to her to see if there is anything I can do… She said that her car just died on her and I sugest to her that we push it up the road and into the parking lot next to my car. There are 3 younger guys in the car right behind her and i walk over to them and ask if they would help me push her car. One of then gets out and says no problem…then the fuckwad who was driving starts to lip off at me …Telling me to push the fucking  car on my own…If i’m a big enough hero to stop and help I should be a big enough hero to push her fucking car….I shake my head and turn around and the other guy and I push her car up the road…the whole time Asshole in the car behind us is honking his horn and yelling at me to be a good little hero and push. I look at the guy who is helping me push and ask what the other guys fucking problem is …He rolls his eyes and says that they just car pool together. Of course the parking lot has a bit of a ramp leading into it and of course the car starts to roll back half way up the ramp …I tell the woman to hit the brakes so that the car doesn;t roll over top of us…then it happens…The kid in behind us bumps into me with his car, I didn’t even notice how close he was. I fucking lost it, I wanted to kill the little bastard..I think ….think  I may have punched his window about 5 or 6 times. Not really sure…maybe a few more times than that …I was trying to break the glass I was looking directly into the guys eyes, I wanted to say something cool and scary but couldn’t think of anything so I just punched …all i wanted to do was get my hands on him….Don’t know if anyone out there has ever tried to break the glass in a car door with a punch or 2, but I don’t suggest it . I’m glad I was wearing my gloves.  The woman and the guy who was helping me push,grabbed me and  pulled away from the car telling me not to do something that I would regret

 guy who was helping me push her car suggested that we give it another shot pushing the car up the ramp …We rolled it right up there this time with out a problem. The idiot in the car yelled at his budy to get in the fucking car and tore ass out of there before he had time to close the door. I apologized to the woman for my behavior and told her the truth when I said that I didn’t know what came over me . I know that I have a bit of a short fuse but this was completly out of charactor for me. I apologized again and told the woman that I’d wait until the tow truck came if she wanted..I was more than surprised when she said that it would be nice to have someone to talk to …figured she’d want me the fuck out of there as soon as possible…lol

We sat in my car ( warmth ) and did the whole small talk thing….blah blah where you from blah blah what do you do blah blah married blah blah kids blah blah . you know the whole scene… there was a small lull in the conversation and then she started to giggle  When  I asked what was funny she said that the look on the kids face was priceless when i was punching the window. She said he probably crapped his pants…lol..I said that if he did crap his pants I feel cheated because I wanted to beat it out of him…we both broke up into giggles. The tow truck got there about 10 minutes later and we said goodbye…On the way home I called my best friend and told him about what had just happened and he did his best friend job and made me feel better . I know i’m angry, but it doesn’t mean I like it . He told me to just write it off as a bit of road rage and that the punk deserved a beating for bumping me and not helping.

Then I come on here to write about it … I usually read some of my favorites before I write and today is no different …but go figure one of them had thier own little road rage event posted…lol…i feel like a copy cat!

Oh well …for some reason I’m craving chinese food. and a beer…possibly a joint…oh who the fuck am I kidding ….Of course a beer and doobie…possible chinese food…lol

later fuckers