3/23/07
Are my stories true? Thats a great question. I am, and always have been, a keen observer of the little things, the smaller moments. My head is stuffed with small insignificate blips of time. Some of the things I write about aren’t the best of memories and it’s hard to put a humours twist to them…Those ones get stretched the most. But all in all thats the way I remember my times. Twisted warped fucked up times.
Man I could really go for a fucking fig newton. Don’t know why. Probably the dope! But I’d just about hump a dead goat for a fig newton right now…I said just about so your can stop with that " eww thats nasty " shit…and anyone that got a little turned on by that, you can fuck off too…That is of course unless you have a dead goat and a box of newtons…then call me. Fuck that …Throw the goat in your trunk and drive that shit over here.
lol…fucking nasty.
hmmmm
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Eww that’s… slightly nasty. I’ve heard much worse… But seriously, why does everyone always choose goats?
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