12/8/06

I know that I’m an idiot at times, ass at other times…just friggin strange most of the time and occasionally off my rocker but please bare with me. Had a bit of a bad dream last last night ( this morning ) I won’t call it a nightmare. To call it a nightmare would mean that I woke up screaming… I did not scream my self awake. I did however bolt right up wide awake and say " holy crap! ". So yeah you were mad as hell at me for something, yelling and swearing at me in a not so nice manor … then you slapped me and told me to go do something to myself that I know  I don’t have the length or flexability to be able to perform properly. I really don’t know who the hell I’m talking to right now. your the woman I dream of. Today you were a really hot pissed off spanish chickita. Some times your a blonde and others ( man I love these times ) your a red head. Some time you have an accent and some times you never say a word. It would be fair to say that in my 36 years of dream land women , I’ve had sex with just about every race of woman on the planet…Sometimes not earth …You have to admit it , that green bitch off star trek was fucking hot. But yeah ! You were pissed at me something fierce. I have no idea what I did to get you tht pissed off but you got your revenge. I couldn’t fall back to sleep…I’m on that odd adrenaline rush you get when you’ve been awake for way too long. Got to bed last night at 6:30 am wide fucking awake at 9 am . I’ve only been getting about 5 hours of down time on a good day so thank you for that nice early wake up call …Bitch I’d slap you if I didn’t love you …lol

2 days ago it was my mom who was pissed at me in a dream that snapped me wide awake. (managed to fall back to sleep though )  Oddly enough she slapped as well.  side note: My mother has "NEVER" once hit me for punishment or while angry.

Don’t ask me  how, but I’ve managed to piss off the women of my dreams. This is definatly a first for me. And if dreams are a glimpse of our future it’s going to be a long fucking winter.

For the love of dog ( <– he he  ) anyone who reads this . If for one second you think about leaving me a note telling me what my dreams mean please read the following………………………………….Fuck off……………………………….Did you read anything in the above ramble that asked for your interpretation of my dreams…No! When I ask for it , ( don’t hold your breath asshole )  feel free to tell me all about them

later fuckers