12/13/06

A pen has to be fast in order to cut it with me. I have no used for slow ass pens with ink like concrete. Now this pen right here ( pointing to my pen ) This son of bitch sitting in front of me writes like it’s got turbo, corners like it’s on fucking rails and doesn’t leave blobs of ink all over the fucking place. You can give it a decent gnarl every once in a while and don;t have to worry about it cracking , but it’s not soft like the Bic " Round Stic "  that is stuck in the back up cup with the golf tees and loose change. Fucking round stic. The bic round stic is the class clown of the pen world. This little cocksucker with his inocent looks and stupid cap that never stays on. His favorite prank is to spit a large blob of ink on your finger tip and sit back and laugh his ass off after you wipe the shit all over your face. He’s been in the back up cup for a while now. I think he’s lonely …I’ll toss an elastic in there on new years. The contents of the cup will go crazy. I’m telling you every elasctic that I’ve ever pulled out of there was all used up, the stretch all gone out of her, splooges of ink and lead all over the front back inside and outside of her. There are a few spots where the original color show through , but even those look dirty. That cup is a kinky kinky place and any elastic found in a pen or junk cup is a slut. There’s an old slut in the bottom of this cup thats not even in one piece anymore. I was going to pull her out of there but the bitch held on to the cup…Even in pieces this slut wants to keep going. That’s a good girl.

Yeah I know. I know I wrote about the shit that’s all over the top of my computer desk. Why? Simple really, it’s because I’m FUCKIN BORED!!!!

later srekcof