11/26/06

It’s gonna stop , and it’s gonna stop right fucking now. I’ve had about as much of this virus as I can take. It’s time to get back to my normal angry everyday life…no more coughing, no more running nose, no headaches …it’s over …starting now.

**cough cough**….DAMMIT!

OK , on to plan "B". I’m challenging this fucking cold to a fist fight …man to cold…Marcus of Queensbury rules…thats right coldy I’m going to kisck your ass for a little while and see how you like it …As a matter of fact I’m going to shove my foot so far up your ass it’s going to look like I’m wearing you as a fucking leg warmer….Get out here and fight me like a real man …PUSSY

**cough cough**…FUCKIN HELL!!!!!

Plan "C" . Ok cold, I know we’ve had our differences in the past , but this isn’t the past …this is now. And now I want to bury the hatchet and let by gones be by gones…water under the bridge…you were only doing your job, and I fully understand that . We all have jobs to do and let me be the first to say that you do one hell of a job …that little thing you do with the tickle in the back of my throat while I try to get to sleep…Brilliant…I didn’t sleep a wink last night. get out her and let me shake you hand.

**cough cough**  MOTHER-FUCKING–SON-OF-A-BITCH-ASSHOLE-BASTARD FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER ….FUCK.

Plan "D". Please…I can’t take it , you win , I’m your bitch, you rule my world and I’m nothing but your puppet, You laugh off my attempts to defeat you. You win. You win. You win. I can’t say it enough times. Your a fuck…I hate you. You’ve accomplished your goal , I wish I was dead.

** cough cough**  later fuckers…going back to bed