11/17/06

My friend Mary

She’s the best …know what she did?…she seen that I had a completly shitty week and stopped by and made me forget about things for a while ….No!…You fucking perverts , we didn’t have sex. We’re not that kind of friends and I would never look at her in that way …some things are just wrong and then some things are just FUCKING WRONG!

So yeah she took one look at me and know exactly what I needed her to do …she’s cool like that …when I need her she’s always there for me. I’m as excited as a small child on christmas morning when I know she is going to see me and always sad to see her go. She makes it easy for me to relax and feel comfortable , lets me be funny in a way that I think is funny. I know it seems strange , but it’s true. She is my friend. I love her as much as I allow my self to love her. I  have told her many times that I’ve I wasn’t getting the experience of her in my life for free that’d I pay a small fourtune for it. Know what I did for her tonight for stopping by? I talk so sweet to her it’s fucking pathetic. I gave her a relaxing massage to ease a few tight spot that she had, then wrapped her in her favorite blanket and licked the glue strip and sealed it shut….gave each end a slight twist…put her into my mouth and pulled it out just to get her a little wet and the lit her end on fire and sucked her in …..Thats right fuckers…I smoked her,,,,She’s my Mary J Wanna

fuckers